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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Nov
12th
2018

THANK YOU EVERYONE!! · 1:45am Nov 12th, 2018

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Oct
28th
2018

Just watched MLP Best Gift Ever Christmas Special In October(!) · 12:34pm Oct 28th, 2018

It was very good... see if it you get the chance. :raritystarry:

I don't want to spoil anything... bbuutt...

Derpy finally speaks again!

Starlight is absent for large portions though (at least she has Trixie)

The songs are pretty cool (see above)

The Crusaders are in it for a bit, but where are the rest of Cheerilee's class?

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Aug
21st
2018

Welp, I finally did it. 500 real, bona fide, non-bot subscribers. · 9:00pm Aug 21st, 2018

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Aug
4th
2018

Guys I have officially made it... · 8:50pm Aug 4th, 2018

Someone has recorded an audio version of Trixie Lulamoon vs Maud Pie, and I didn't even have to ask, threaten or bribe them! Here's the Link for anyone who's interested. Now I'm off to put on my shades and buy a ridiculously small canine that I can carry everywhere in a Gucci holdall. Ciao! :twistnerd:

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Jun
10th
2018

What did everyone think of 'The Mean Six'? · 6:30am Jun 10th, 2018

I thought it was pretty funny, considering it borrowed quite a few elements (pun not intended) from 'The Return Of Harmony' in terms of character personalities for the Mean 6. :moustache:

Anyway, shameless plug alert here is a new story that I've written based on that particular episode, called Discord Already Did It. Give it a read, and let me know what you think. :scootangel:

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May
31st
2018

Hi all NEW STORY ALERT and other news · 10:10pm May 31st, 2018

Spike's Substitute a new chapter fic that should span about 7 parts, which involves Spike getting into his usual shenanigans after he gets his wings, this time in the Dragon Lands. Meanwhile, poor old Twilight is left picking up the pieces back in Ponyville, and devises a rather interesting solution to cope with his absence. Should be a fun one! :raritywink:

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May
27th
2018

Quick! A Poll! · 10:01pm May 27th, 2018

Out of the ones, you've read, which is your favourite of my one-shots? (The separate entries in the Diamond Tiara's Big Announcement series are counted individually, too.) :moustache:

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Apr
24th
2018

I don't think I need to tell you, this isn't canon... · 8:28pm Apr 24th, 2018

But it's a very nice picture, no? :raritystarry:

IN OTHER NEWS: Hell has just frozen over. :moustache:

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Mar
25th
2018

I'm a lot more optimistic. · 8:23am Mar 25th, 2018

I like the way the show is going now. All is good. :scootangel:

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Jan
5th
2018

Some random person just tried to steal my bank details, over the phone... · 8:22pm Jan 5th, 2018

They weren't very good at their job. No monies for them! :moustache:

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