Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I love reading fanfics, clopfics too and I love writing them also. Stay tuned!