Occasionally, I get the urge to write about candy-colored mini-horses.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

Are you a Rebel?

When life gives you lemons, save them and sell them for easy money. Get rich, then hire a hit-man to take out life.

The best way to suppress someone is to shoot them 'till they stop moving.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.