Yes, I'm the fat pony from the end of that Season 5 episode. It's not like I WANTED to appear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It just sort of happened, and the show made me seem like an idiot. This letter is just to clear a few things up, really.

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Written in the point of view of "the fat pony". The term crack fic has never better applied to anything (blatant exaggeration but whatever): this is pretty much not at all to be taken seriously. Although, maybe I am actually the fat pony, posing as a human, in order to reduce suspicion of the My Little Pony not being a universe created by Lauren Faust. You will probably form the opinion that I am in fact human and this description, and by extension story, is completely ridiculous: but you will never be 100% certain that this is not the case.

During an impromptu Economics lesson, Celestia accidentally says something that greatly offends Luna and must make things right.

Was originally supposed to be a chapter in this story by me, but I let it be a standalone story. Hope you enjoy!

Diamond Tiara's bullying has gone too far. One Saturday at Sugarcube Corner, the CMC decide not to just give up and run away but to proudly stand their ground. But Diamond Tiara won't just leave them be without a fight.

Everypony needs a bit of stress-free vacation time now and then, even Alicorn Princesses of Equestria. So Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are sent on a week-long, stress free vacation--with no responsibilities whatsoever and no company but each other. Celestia plans to do nothing but relax and read books, but Luna seems to think otherwise...naturally, shenanigans ensue.
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AU Magical Mystery Cure: What would happen if Twilight didn't help her friends get back on track after switching their cutie marks? As it turns out, not much in the long run. The Mane 5 are smarter than you might think, and start to figure out things by themselves.

This was worse—she was worse.
Like a robot, it dawned on her. I'm a robot.
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After a few conversations with Scootaloo, a few failed attempts at being a good sister and a little introspection, Rainbow Dash is convinced that she is a robot. Can she change her unfeeling ways and be the big sister Scootaloo has always dreamed of? One shot.

Twilight may sometimes be naive, but when it comes to riddle solving, she's no fool.