Twilight Is dating Flash Sentry! But Trixie will never let that happen because Flash Sentry is Worst ponY and Twixie is my OTP!!1!! I will Go down with this SHIP!!!!11! Thsi SHtorefh IZ abouyetet Trixie winning Twilight's heart from Worst pony the EVIL Flash Sentry!!!11! Twixie FOEVEAH!!11!! SOREJOYAHX THE STORTEH!!111!!!!!! NU FLAMEZ PLZ CAUSE DIS STOREH IS TOTALEH SERIOAUS SO NE FLAMEZ PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!

*added the crossover tag for Sonic near the end*

Yes, this is a trollfic if it weren't obvious!

CRACKFIC WARNING!

Discord bets Twilight that he can be a better alicorn princess than her! Prepare for a ridiculous story that you shouldn't take seriously! It is intentionally absurd and makes no sense whatsoever! You've been warned!