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The REAL Mister Pkmn


I'm a guy, and I was born the year the Pokémon company came into being, so yeah. Trixie is best pony, Luna is best Princess, Rainbow is best Mane 6 member, and Starlight is best reformed villain.

Mar
26th
2022

Pokémon Vs. The Conversion Bureau: In A World We Must Defend Poll · 9:45pm March 26th

Should I include Fakémon & Fan-made Pokémon Trainers?
Should I have Arceus bring human characters from PLA to the present day?
Should I write in MLP OCs?

Mar
19th
2022

Sneak-Peek Saturday #46 · 11:37pm March 19th

Wednesday, May 6th

EStrings of Trouble & Sweet Shocker
Lyra with Troubleshoes, BonBon with Thunderlane. This should be fun.
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Chapter 2 Excerpt:

Before she entered the Appaloosa Hospital, Lyra came to her senses and shook off the stallion’s dragging hoof. She looked at him once more, and tried to calm herself down. “Um, thanks for your concern. I’m fine, really.”

Wednesday, May 11th

EApple of the Moon's Eye
What if Braeburn and Luna were a couple? Let's dive in...
The REAL Mister Pkmn · 2.4k words  ·  7  3 · 266 views

Chapter 2 Excerpt:

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Feb
27th
2022

New Story Teaser · 5:07pm February 27th

In an Equestria like some you've seen before...

"Celestia, are you sure about this? It doesn't seem... right.

"Oh, hush Twilight! These humans need to change!"

...An error in choice is made...

"Sister, something about this world doesn't quite look right..."

"Luna, you worry too much! Now, let's start making some potion!"

...Someone wakes in anger...

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Jan
8th
2022

Sneak-Peek Saturday #45 · 10:37pm January 8th

Wednesday, January 12th/Wednesday, January 19th

TA Different Maestro Spectrum
A universe where my main OC has a different backstory than usual.
The REAL Mister Pkmn · 33k words · 452 views

Chapter 21 Excerpt:

The Search, Part Five- Conclusion
"Hey Maestro! It's been a while, huh?"

Wednesday, January 26th

TTales Of Star-Crossed Love
Short stories revolving around pairs of ponies in love that can't seem to catch a break.
The REAL Mister Pkmn · 12k words · 334 views

Chapter 10 Excerpt:

Chapter Ten

Luna & Bolero Brilliance

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Oct
2nd
2021

Sneak Peek Saturday #44 · 10:10pm Oct 2nd, 2021

Wednesday, October 13th

TThe Conversion Bureau: Tortured Soul
A Good Celestia meets an immortal human that she has to convince that she's not like the other Celestias he's met before...
The REAL Mister Pkmn · 21k words  ·  38  8 · 1.8k views

Chapter 9 Excerpt:

"Are you ready for the penultimate test? I must warn you- your chances of success are slim."

Wednesday, October 27th

TA Different Maestro Spectrum
A universe where my main OC has a different backstory than usual.
The REAL Mister Pkmn · 33k words · 452 views

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Jul
31st
2020

I need an Editor for A Pair Most Unlikely Ch.2 (and beyond) · 3:44pm Jul 31st, 2020

I'm not satisfied with the state it's in right now. I've worked on it as often as I can, but it just doesn't feel like the right direction. Anyone who is interested can respond down below, and I'll PM you the chapter link.

Jun
27th
2020

Teaser- A Pair Most Unlikely, Chapter 2 · 8:26pm Jun 27th, 2020

EA Pair Most Unlikely
Blueblood. Some may think him rude. Some may think him a boor. But in this story, he's quite a bit more than he seems.
The REAL Mister Pkmn · 2k words  ·  17  1 · 395 views

Blueblood arrived home in a fluster, calling out to see if his father was around. “Father? Are you home?” He looked around the mansion for a while until he came upon the master bedroom. He saw that his father was talking with a blue mare. She was a slender unicorn and she was tall, too. Her purple eyes were full of unease, but Blueblood’s father shoved aside her concerns with nary a thought.

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Jun
21st
2020

Teaser- The Conversion Bureau: Tortured Soul, Chapter 8 · 3:06am Jun 21st, 2020

TThe Conversion Bureau: Tortured Soul
A Good Celestia meets an immortal human that she has to convince that she's not like the other Celestias he's met before...
The REAL Mister Pkmn · 21k words  ·  38  8 · 1.8k views

Celestia gave a nod. “I was starting to wonder if you’d forgotten.”

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Jun
1st
2020

So. · 12:00am Jun 1st, 2020

After a month of nothing, I've come with an update. I've got good news. I think I know what direction the current stories I'm working on should go. To Find Purpose, CYCLED, A Different Maestro Spectrum, The Conversion Bureau: Tortured Soul, and Tales Of Star-Crossed Love all should be updated with new chapters fairly soon. As for the new stories I'm working on, less certain news. I have yet to even start on either of them. I've got ideas, but... no certain way

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Apr
18th
2020

Feeling Better · 4:14pm Apr 18th, 2020

By which I mean I should have at least one chapter uploaded by the end of the month. It's slow going, but I should be able to finish something.