They say that there is a level of terribleness that, once attained can destroy anyone who dares to observe it. That level of awful was thought to be just a legend, but like bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster and Bill O'rielly, some legends really are true. Enter the show simply known as "Birdemic: Broadway", and although it sold a grand total of two tickets and critics universally labeled it as "an earnest show", its existence is a scar on human history we shan't soon forget, or maybe we will, I dunno.

Despite His prior knowledge of birdemic's bad reputation Jonathan P. Jafari and his bird Jacques made the foolish mistake of purchasing tickets to the show, forever sealing his fate. A mere ten minutes into the show, Jon suffered from a case of spontaneous exploding sending both him and Jacques to the magical land of Equestria. Now armed only with his wit, a bird and a game-boy color Jon must find a way home.

Will Jon make it home? Will Jacques finish that show he was working on? Will Egoraptor ever get to be player 1? I dunno, google that shit.

Rated teen for language

You’re going to do great things someday, Streaks. That’s what my momma always told me. Sometimes I wonder if it’s true or not, I sure don’t feel like it most days.

Leeroy Wingkins needs the devout shoulders and the whole gang pays for it, but at least he has muffins.

AN: I've never touched WoW, so this is all from the video and the so-so wiki WoW has. Any mistakes , improper terms or otherwise are for that reason.

Charles Morrison, or "Chunk" as the locals of DC refer to him as, is a ghoul. After he and his partner Martha Roberts visit Vault 112 on a scavenging trip Martha convinces Chunk that she can use the VR simulators present in the vault to send them both wherever they wanted. Longing to return to the days before the war, he eagerly hops into one of the few available simulators, unaware that Martha was attempting to send him into nothingness; Program F1m, an unfinished simulation that was supposed to be a void, but instead turned out to be a simulation for children.

Written after seeing an astonishing amount of Fallout ponies and HiE stories, but an apparent lack of the two mixed.

Added note: Every other chapter will probably be in a letter format piecing together a bit of the history behind both the simulation and Charles himself. If you don't want to read the letters (even when they're only about 200-300 words at max) just read the odd chapters. Sorry for any inconvenience, please enjoy.

Iris is blind, but when she meets Rainbow Dash will she finally be able to understand color?

This is my first long work of fiction and my first first-person story, but that doesn't mean it can be sloppy. I'm still learning a few things about writing and your critiques and input will help speed up that process.