80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

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Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold.