After years of research and study, Lyra Heartstrings publishes a guide to everything human: Lyra Heartstrings Guide to Human Culture and Biology. Unfortunately a lot of what is written is inferred, and Lyra never learned good judgement on inferences.

OC label is for fake citation within the text.
Random parentheticals containing names are meant to be Lyras citations.
Italicized text is when BonBon is reacting to Lyra's "facts."
It would be greatly appreciated if you could post recommended OC names in the comments, I'm terrible at coming up with pony names.

When a brony gets sucked into the very world he became obsessed with, he is in way over his head. Equipped with the speed and raw strength of a bulldozer and camaros baby, he becomes BA after some practice and begins dominating Equestrias darkest menaces.

Takes place in the chess game of the gods universe, but is non canon.

What happens when Discord inhabits a royal guards body for 24 hours?

Thanks to GeneralZoi and his awesome pony creator 3 for helping me make the cover image.
To try it out for yourself click this nifty little link: pony creator