All you need to know about me is that I read way too much fan fiction. Also, this site needs more Derpy x Crackle.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.