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PaulAsaran


Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Dec
7th
2023

Excuse Me While I (Spoiler-Free) Rant About Godzilla (Minus One) · 10:38pm Dec 7th, 2023

And now for something a little different. This is going to be a long one, folks.

So this past weekend I went to see Godzilla Minus One. It’s the first movie I’ve gone to watch in four years. For those of you not even aware this was a thing, have a trailer:

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Nov
30th
2023

Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCXLV · 9:43pm Nov 30th, 2023

So now we’re in the second lull between holidays. The eternal struggle of trying to lose some of that Thanksgiving weight before Christmas and New Years comes around to destroy my scales again. Then comes 2024, where we’ll spend all year trying to undo the damage just for it to start over again next November.

Don’t you just love this time of year?

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Nov
23rd
2023

Happy Turkey Day, My Fellow 'Muricans · 4:01pm Nov 23rd, 2023

Nov
17th
2023

Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCXLIV · 1:04am Nov 17th, 2023

Please, forgive any typos. I usually write the opening blog first thing Thursday morning and review it pre-post, but today I had a need to be in the office which kind of superseded my usual Thursday routine, and then I waited four hours as my car's state inspection turned into a whole lot more. So now I’m writing this up just before posting.

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Nov
9th
2023

Visiting Family at the Beach · 10:25pm Nov 9th, 2023

Nov
2nd
2023

Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCXLIII · 9:20pm Nov 2nd, 2023

So I decided to mostly take a break from writing last month. I say “mostly” because even without having a particular goal in mind I still netted over 800 words/day just on little side projects that caught my attention throughout the month. Speaking of, I’ll be dropping a drabble anthology sometime in the next week I think, just because I have a few and there’s no point letting them sit around collecting dust in the GDoc servers. There’s only three stories in there at the moment, but who knows,

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Oct
26th
2023

Spooksday, Slightly Early · 7:54pm Oct 26th, 2023

Oct
19th
2023

Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCXLII - Spooktober Edition · 8:02pm Oct 19th, 2023

Hey folks! This week I decided to try planning things a bit, making it my Spooktober blog. Yeah, Halloween’s a good two weeks away, but if I waited to release two Thursdays from now it would be after Halloween. If there’s anything Paul hates, it’s being late.

“Well, Paul, why not just post the reviews on a Tuesday instead?”

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Oct
12th
2023

This is Why Trials Take Forever · 10:16pm Oct 12th, 2023

Not pony, but it references pony, so it's good enough for me.

Whelp, Jury Duty didn’t amount to much. We had 83 people in the pool and the attorneys couldn’t pick twelve jurors among them, so… yeah.

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Oct
5th
2023

Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCXLI · 8:23pm Oct 5th, 2023

Huh. Is this what it feels like to have a flop? It’s a rather curious experience.

Not that I’m remotely surprised. I haven’t updated the No Heroes AU in years. And even if the latest addition To My Uncle is only 12.5k words long, I imagine most people will just walk away (or perhaps run) when they realize it’s at the tail end of a *does the math* 900k series. Even if I say “you don’t need to read it to get it”, that’s intimidating.

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