And now, a confession.

I'm still kind of a newbie around here. There are menu options I have yet to explore, groups I haven't investigated (e.g. pretty much all of them), and so on down the line. But I used to be a lot worse. To wit:

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At this point in the writing of the --

-- look, I know it's arguably my best hope of getting that cherished TVTropes reference, but I still feel like using the word is a terrifying next step which I'm not quite ready for --

*sigh*

-- 'verse...

(brief pause for intense nausea)

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I was just looking over the cast for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars and came to an easy realization: compared to what ABC hath wrought this time around, the voice cast and creator of a certain equine-oriented show are at least as famous as half this group. Possibly two-thirds. And it made me wonder -- why not have one of them take part?

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*sigh*

I suppose it's too much to hope that he's just decided it's a good time for moving into shorts?

It's been brought to my attention that I'm not the only Estee in the fandom -- or the only person writing under that name. There's at least one other. And that person writes stories about --

-- y'know, one of the worst things about having an entire blog entry show up on the user page is that you can't ever stall long enough to get past a non-existent spoiler space, much less hide anything from the younger readers --

-- pony vore.

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Please stop staring at my rear.

'Rear' may have been slightly altered for broadcast.

I haven't done a pointless Writer's Workshop in a while (although this isn't going to be much of one, I can see that coming already -- my insomnia is upon me again, which may be the ultimate reason why this story got out) and thought everyone might need to catch up on their sleep. So on the count of three, pull your favorite blanket out of the closet and Cue The Delta Waves.

This story had three triggers.

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I mean, honestly. 'Accoutrements.' That gives the whole creator identity game away right there. There is a suspicious batting of false eyelashes behind this product, and I give said batter about three seconds before dear sweet test model Opal goes for her face.

http://tinyurl.com/unicorncats

Next up: tiny wings in all sorts of designer fashion colors! You know, once she heals up enough to consider work.

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To whomever in the McDonald's promotions department decided a $10 Electronic Arts no-stack, limited-choices, site-only coupon would make such a good Monopoly prize as to place roughly four million of them in the game,

DIE.

Sincerely,
Estee

P.S. I was prepared to let you mostly live until I got the eighth one.

So. As of roughly three minutes ago, I now own Equestria Girls. Which I did not catch in theaters. Which I didn't watch any downloads of. Which, in fact, I have managed to remain pretty spoiler-free about outside of anything that was already in the trailer and yes, that took some work.

*looks at disc*

Now what?