The mandatory August 6th blog post.

So. As of roughly three minutes ago, I now own Equestria Girls. Which I did not catch in theaters. Which I didn't watch any downloads of. Which, in fact, I have managed to remain pretty spoiler-free about outside of anything that was already in the trailer and yes, that took some work.

*looks at disc*

Now what?

Comments

[Psykosis]

Watch it? Possibly give us your thoughts on it after said watching?

[archonix]

Frame it. Never watch it. Avoid all the spoilers forever. Not because it's good or bad, but simply so you can say you did it.

[djthomp]

Watch it and come to your own conclusions.

[Kicks Mcgee]

Insert disc into microwave. Set microwave to high.

Eh, just watch it. I got bored about a week ago and did the same. It just felt like watching a long episode.

[Skywriter]

Okay, first step: Do you own a player of some kind? Check near your television. It should look like a black box with some buttons on it.

[EquesTRON]

Call a priest to perform an exorcism? Kill it with fire?

[Swirls]

TWILIGHT LOOKS SO DERPY!

[onomiyaki]

Now you throw it in the garbage without watching it, lol.

[Georg]

Traditionally, after purchasing a movie (or as the lawyers representing the entertainment industry would rather think, giving them money in exchange for rainbows and happy thoughts with no actual property or rights having been transferred to you), it is traditional to watch said movie, in order to determine the relative worth of your investment.

[Skydrake]

"Now what?"

Now you watch the movie and then start trying to figure out how to add a pegasus Royal Guard named Flash Sentry in to the fic as Twilight's potential love interest