Completely off-topic.

To whomever in the McDonald's promotions department decided a $10 Electronic Arts no-stack, limited-choices, site-only coupon would make such a good Monopoly prize as to place roughly four million of them in the game,

DIE.

Sincerely,
Estee

P.S. I was prepared to let you mostly live until I got the eighth one.

Comments

[Eakin]

Wow. That's, like, the worst possible way to do a promotion.

[Honey Mead]

I solved that by never eating at McDonald's...

[Grimy]

Wow. Seriously? A period at the end of a title? Even the New York Times stopped doing that nearly fifty years ago.

(Yes, this has nothing to do with Mc Donald, but the title of this post is “Completely off topic.”…)

[Treppen]

McDonalds makes it's meat out of ground up otherwise-not-edible meats.

Wait a minute... I'm a predator! If I wanted I could eat like a lion! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!