THE END
Twilight's Library
Twilight and Hank were busy reading books when all of a sudden Spike came in with a scroll in his hand.
Spike gave the scroll to Twilight.
Twilight read the scroll and smiled.
"Princess Celestia is coming to visit!" she said.
Hank smiled. "I'll be damned." he said. "I'll finally meet that mare Bill wouldn't shut up about."
Twilight nodded.
"It says she wants to meet you, Dale, Boomhauer, Kahn, Cotton, and especially Bill."
"SHE WANTS TO MEET ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E! ?" Bill said as he suddenly appeared in front of Twilight and Hank, surprising them both. "This is more exciting than that Equestria Girls movie!" he said jumping around.
Hank rolled his eyes. "Oh God..." he muttered as he put a hoof on his forehead.
The next day
Twilight's Library
Hank, his friends, Kahn, Cotton, the Mane 6, and Spike, along with most of the citizens of Ponyville were waiting for Princess Celestia.
Kahn groaned. "This redneck princess pony probably not even come..." he muttered as he crossed his arms.
"It's 'will probably not come' Mr. Kahn" a voice said behind Kahn.
Kahn turned around and gasped, along with Hank, Dale, Cotton, Boomhauer, and Bill.
Bill screamed like a Japanese schoolgirl. "OH MY GOD! IT'S PRINCESS CELESTIA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"
Princess Celestia laughed. "You must be Bill, the brony."
She looked over to Bill's friends.
"And you must be Hank Hill, Dale Gribble, Cotton Hill, Kahn Souphanousinphone, and Jeff Boomhauer"
Boomhauer, the ladies' man, was blushing, much to Kahn's amusement.
Twilight bowed to her mentor.
"So what brings you here?" she asked.
Celestia frowned. This was more harder than she thought.
"I...came here to give some bad news."
Everypony looked surprised and worried.
Celestia looked over to Hank and his friends.
"You are all aware, except for Cotton, how you got here?"
Dale nodded. "Sure. Our world ended. Don't know how. Probably some global warming or something."
"Because your God started a rapture." Celestia answered.
Bill was surprised. "Wow." he said. "More crazy than that scene in Equestria Girls. I won't say it or else the readers would get mad at..."
"Bill!" Hank whispered. "Stop being rude and breaking the 4th wall...oh God now I'm doing it."
Celestia bit her lip.
"However, your God now regrets destroying your world so..."
"...He's bringing us back from the dead?" Hank interrupted with a shocked look on his face.
Celestia slowly nodded.
Hank lowered his head.
Dale gulped.
Bill let out a tear.
"Jesus Christ" Boomhauer muttered.
Kahn just shook his head.
"You're freaking kidding me." Cotton muttered.
Everypony all had shocked looks on their face.
"I'm sorry" Celestia whispered.
She looked at Cotton.
"You get to stay, since you died before the rapture."
Cotton lowered his head and angrily let a tear out.
"I don't normally cry except when the Japanese pull of mah toenails, but..."
Hank, who was actually crying, spoke up.
"When do we leave?" he whispered.
Celestia answered back sadly.
"Now."
Bill whispered, "Can we say our goodbyes?"
Celestia slowly nodded.
Hank walked up to Twilight and Spike.
"Well, bye, I guess. Damn, I'm not good at this."
Twilight and Spike hugged Hank, to his surprise.
"That's OK" Twilight said.
"We'll miss you!" Spike said.
Dale walked up to Rainbow Dash.
"Ummmmm..."
Rainbow Dash smiled and nudged Dale's shoulder.
"Goodbye, Rusty Shackleford"
Dale couldn't help but laugh.
Bill walked up to a sad Pinkie Pie.
"Goodbye Pinkie Pie...Oh come on! Where's the happy Pinkie I knew?"
Pinkie Pie was still sad.
Bill smiled.
"Did I tell you the time when Hank's gender was female on his license, or when he he got drunk and got a tattoo on the back of his..."
Hank glared at Bill, who just smiled nervously and stopped speaking.
"I guess you won't let me place a curse on Dia..."
"If I hear that name again," Hank whispered. "I will kick your ass through a wood chipper."
Pinkie couldn't help but laugh her flank over that.
Boomhauer walked up to Rarity.
"Well man dang o good bye I guess."
Rarity kissed Boomhauer on the cheek.
"Good bye Mr. Boomhauer"
Bill looked envious.
"Lucky bastard. Got kissed by Rarity"
Kahn walked up to Fluttershy and Angel who was with her.
"Good bye Fluttershy. Don't let dirty rednecks get to you"
Fluttershy couldn't help but giggled.
"Good bye Mr. Super Phone"
"Souphanousinphone" Kahn corrected as he hugged her.
He then bent down to Angel.
Angel crossed his arms and looked away, but then quickly waved goodbye.
"Goodbye Angel" Kahn said. "You stupid idiot bunny." he whispered.
Hank walked up to Cotton.
Cotton looked the other way. "God dammit."
"Good bye Dad."
"Good bye Colonel" Dale replied.
"Take good care of the ponies." Bill begged.
Cotton sighed and said what he couldn't believe we would say.
"Goodbye son." as he hugged Hank.
Hank sniffed a bit. "I love..."
"Hank," Cotton said with a glare, "Remember what I said about loving me in mah deathbed?"
Applejack and her family walked up walked up.
"We'll miss you Hank Hill"
Hank smiled.
"You got Big Mac with you to remind you"
Everypony, even Big Macintosh and Cotton, started to laugh.
Hank and his friends walked up to Celestia.
They all nodded.
Celestia's horn started to glow.
Hank and his friends waved one last time.
"Yup"
"Yup"
"Yup"
"Mmm hmm"
"Yeah"
A white light suddenly appeared and got bigger and bigger.
Hank suddenly woke up.
He looked at his alarm clock.
12:01 AM
Hank sighed and went back to sleep.
"I'm really back in my world..."
"Yup"
"Yup"
"Mmm hmm"
Hank Hill, Bill Dauterive, and Jeff Boomhauer replied.
Hank was the man with brown hair and blue jeans. He stood as he drank his beer.
Standing next to him was his best friend, Bill, an obese man wearing a white shirt and blue jeans. Despite being bald, he still had some brown hair on his head.
A young man with yellow hair and tannish skin, Boomhauer, was busy looking at his watch, wondering where his other friend, Dale Gribble, was. Boomhauer had a black t-shirt and blue jeans.
They were outside Hank's house, sipping beer.
A few minutes later, they noticed a man in a white radioactive suit, mask and all (although the price tag was still in it), coming out of Dale's house. In his hand was three radioactive suits.
"Oh God" Hank muttered after realizing who it was:
Dale Gribble, Hank's crazy best friend.
The suited man, Dale, walked to the guys and took out his mask.
Dale's face was revealed. He had his signature hat and sunglasses with a cigarette in his mouth, still lit.
Dale sighed. "I guess the world really didn't end"
Boomhauer smiled and tossed Dale a beer. "Dang o its alright Gribble man"
Dale joined with the guys and started to drink beer.
Kahn came out of his house to take out the trash.
"Hey Kahn! Wanna a beer?" Bill shouted.
Kahn shrugged. "Why not?"
Kahn joined with the guys and started to drink beer.
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"Hey Bill" Hank said.
"Yeah?" Bill answered.
"Did you dream about ponies..." Hank said.
"Magical ponies..." Dale added.
"Unicorns, Pegasuses, Earth Ponies..." Kahn added.
"In the dang ol' world of Equestria..." Boomhauer added.
"Ruled by Princess Celestia...?" Bill said.
It then got quiet.
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"You got some My Little Pony CDs we can watch?" Dale asked.
Boomhauer and Kahn looked happy.
Bill smiled. "DO I? ! ? !"
They all looked at Hank.
Hank shrugged. "Why not. It may seem girly and make me OCC, but the hell with that!"
Bill smiled. "I didn't know you can break the 4th wall!"
He ran to his house, followed by his friends.
This day was about to be 20% cooler...
THE END
...though Hank was kinda out of character.
"Shut up Ltmajordude." Hank muttered.
Bill laughed "I guess we can still break the 4th wall!"
"Didn't King of the Hill get canceled?" Dale asked.
"Eeyup." Boomhauer said.
"Would you hillbillies just shut up!" Kahn shouted.
Oh God, I'm a horrible fanfiction writer...
THE END...FOR REAL!!!
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I know this may sound stupid but this was good
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I appreciate your compliment.
2830845 thanks since there wasn't that many King of the hill crossovers this had the characters accurate and the side stories funny, The only thing I wanted to see was Bills revenge
What a beautiful ending