A dread necromancer ends up in Equestria. After finally getting used to the world, it is plunged into chaos and he needs to come to terms with his old and new beliefs.
The perfect response to Celestias threat would be "Either you make sure the problem is fixed, or I do." that way Celestia could determine his actions through her own, and he gets points for being a badass.
4310339 No need for that, I sent for Acxylax 'cuz I need you at the negotiation table, Asmodeus is getting pushy. I managed to get Levistus and Mephistoteles on our side, but I need your planning skills here before Mammon tries to cut our budget. Again.
4310943 Actually, he's wielding an executioner's blade, which is a greatsword with a different weight distribution, used for decapitating people. In D&D terms, it's a greatsword with a x4 crit damage, instead of an increased chance of scoring a critical. Because of the strange weight distribution(it's top heavy, like an axe) it is very difficult to wield in actual combat, unless you have proper training with it. If wielded properly(like Terminus does), you can have davstating blows using the massive momentum the blade builds up. Also, does Terminus look like a guy that'd use an elegant weapon like a longsword? Yeah, didn't think so. His sword looks like a black bar of steel with some jagged edges here and there. A BIG bar of black steel I might add. Also, the sword had no guard.
4310800 Oh for the sake of- Know what? If he tries to cut our budget again i'm going to get real up and personal with him, and I didn't literally fight my way into this spot for nothing. Tell him that The Triad will be coming, and we won't be gentle.
4310983 That's... A highly ineffective sword, but alas, game logic :P
4311241 Yes, the sword IS ineffective, but Terminus doesn't care. It was actually supposed to be used on HIM, but he ripped the executioner's throat out with his teeth and took the sword 'cuz he liked it He then never parted with it again.
4311241 Don't kill him, Asmodeus will be pissed if he needs to look for another Archduke, even though everyone hates Mammon. On second thought....... yeah, go ahead and kill him, if someone like you and me can kill him, he was a poor Archduke of Hell anyway. Now that I think of it, I DID promise Acxylax a promotion if he remained loyal. Then we have three Archdukes backing project Ten Hells, there's no way Asmodeus can nag about us taking so long. By the way, have you seen Mr Squiggles anywhere? He owes me ten platinum. I told him Squeakington was going to mess up the magma pit, but he was like 'nooooo, we can totally depend on that guy'.
4312412 I did not, that's why I made the bet. Squeakington was the only one available, but Squiggles tried to convince me that he was up for the job. I made a bet with him and kept Acxylax on standby for when Squekington finally fucked up. So now I have an excuse to execute these idiots AND I earned ten platinum in a fair bet.
The perfect response to Celestias threat would be "Either you make sure the problem is fixed, or I do." that way Celestia could determine his actions through her own, and he gets points for being a badass.
first and foremost i would like to thank you for witholding your little promise
second
third
i hate corruption
Yay Sandova wins!
I seriously thought Sandovas secret weapon in court was Phoenix Wright. XD
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summon lawyer IV?
Finally, this story updates slower than mine :P
Tip: Do NOT make a Slice of Life arc when having writer block, it's almost impossible to get out off.
You need to make it so Sandoval isn't scared of celestia
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You are so right, and I fixed that.
3771169 He isn't.
Edit: Not anymore.
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Wow given permission by Celestia to root out the corruption if need be, nice move there Celly
Home?? With twilight and the gang or back to the human world????
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Back at Twilight's, Sandova doesn't really want to go back to his home world.
4310283 Tomorrow soon *gasps*
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No need for that, I sent for Acxylax 'cuz I need you at the negotiation table, Asmodeus is getting pushy. I managed to get Levistus and Mephistoteles on our side, but I need your planning skills here before Mammon tries to cut our budget.
Again.
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Actually, he's wielding an executioner's blade, which is a greatsword with a different weight distribution, used for decapitating people. In D&D terms, it's a greatsword with a x4 crit damage, instead of an increased chance of scoring a critical. Because of the strange weight distribution(it's top heavy, like an axe) it is very difficult to wield in actual combat, unless you have proper training with it. If wielded properly(like Terminus does), you can have davstating blows using the massive momentum the blade builds up. Also, does Terminus look like a guy that'd use an elegant weapon like a longsword? Yeah, didn't think so. His sword looks like a black bar of steel with some jagged edges here and there. A BIG bar of black steel I might add. Also, the sword had no guard.
4310800 Oh for the sake of-
Know what? If he tries to cut our budget again i'm going to get real up and personal with him, and I didn't literally fight my way into this spot for nothing.
Tell him that The Triad will be coming, and we won't be gentle.
4310983 That's... A highly ineffective sword, but alas, game logic :P
4311241 Yes, the sword IS ineffective, but Terminus doesn't care. It was actually supposed to be used on HIM, but he ripped the executioner's throat out with his teeth and took the sword 'cuz he liked it
He then never parted with it again.
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Don't kill him, Asmodeus will be pissed if he needs to look for another Archduke, even though everyone hates Mammon. On second thought....... yeah, go ahead and kill him, if someone like you and me can kill him, he was a poor Archduke of Hell anyway. Now that I think of it, I DID promise Acxylax a promotion if he remained loyal. Then we have three Archdukes backing project Ten Hells, there's no way Asmodeus can nag about us taking so long. By the way, have you seen Mr Squiggles anywhere? He owes me ten platinum. I told him Squeakington was going to mess up the magma pit, but he was like 'nooooo, we can totally depend on that guy'.
4312290 Oh dear Nine, you trusted Squiggle? Blasted Infernos, that guy fucks everything up!
4312412 I did not, that's why I made the bet. Squeakington was the only one available, but Squiggles tried to convince me that he was up for the job. I made a bet with him and kept Acxylax on standby for when Squekington finally fucked up. So now I have an excuse to execute these idiots AND I earned ten platinum in a fair bet.
How's the business with Mammon going, anyway?
4312454 The Triad is gathering, we need more time before we strike, The Weapons of Madness strike true and fast.