Again, another excellent chapter. So far I am truly loving this 2nd person story, you have been doing a wonderful job spinning a tale that is mostly Slice of Life with some Romance and a small smattering of sexy times. Everything is flowing most naturally, and every scene and detail only adds to the enjoyment derived from reading this. It is wonderful to see such a great story with Celestia getting the attention and focus of the writer while she is portrayed outside of the Molestia/Trollestia stereotypes (I personally hate them, way too shallow for her potential as a character). You have also done a great job portraying Celestia so far, she has come across as someone who is essentially letting themself enjoy life again through love, while also harboring all of the feelings and emotions of the typical woman, showing us that station doesn't really mean shit when it comes to the relationship aspects.
Some things I am speculating on now with this chapter and the story in general. It seems like he got sick from the food he ate for lunch, or at least that is my guess. I don't expect it to be anything too nefarious, if it is not that then potentially something flu like or the sort. Will be looking forward to the cause of his illness next chapter for sure. And the immortal issue hasn't been addressed yet, curious if you plan to bring that up at some point, or if you plan to gloss over it. This has always been the biggest roadblock in my eyes when looking at Celestia's character, as it then becomes compounded with the 1,000 years without Luna, essentially causing her to only be able to rely on herself. It's why I think Celestia has the most potential when 'filling in the gaps' in their characters.
And oh, last mention, the layout. I do enjoy the small taste of his arrival and reactions/interactions being put at the start of each chapter to slowly give us our backstory. Most excellent work, and again, looking forward to the next chapter. And your prereaders have been doing a most excellent job, I don't think I've really seen a single error to date.
Probably a stupid question. The author's note just threw me off, is all.
1648934 Well, actually... ... ... There are minor spelling errors, capitalization errors, or maybe a different word is said than what is actually meant... ... Not sure if that's what you meant by errors, but I just thought I'd bring that up.
1651467 Eh, I'll chalk that up to reading it at 4am then. lol! Nothing major or detracting though, which is usually what stands out to me at that time of the night.
1652027 heheh, so you stayed up reading this story as well? That just shows how awesome this story is! Back when the first three chapters were out, I read the first half of the story on my Wii before I went to bed at twelve, then read the rest of one, AND two and three on my nintendo 3ds. By that time, it was five-thirty! Needless to say, I slept VERY well and VERY late afterwards...
But yes, this story does have several, yet minor, errors. For example, your, you're - I saw one of those. There, their, they're - saw a couple of those. Several places such as 'you went to you office' where the obvious error is that second 'you' needs an r. There was even one perspective switch, from 2nd- to 1st-person!
Not trying to rat DoctorBrony out or anything, as I can understand proofreading 15,000 words time after time, you're probably never gonna pick em all up on the first go. Who knows? Maybe he was also up very late proofreading it!
My dearest readers, I love you more than life itself! Your comments make my day. I enjoy reading all you guys trying to figure out what's going to happen next and interacting with each other. It makes me so happy! You guys are hilarious. Keep commenting and such, your author, ScatMan
1649064 Ha ha! Oh my Jesus that comment made my day!
1650840 Get back in your cage, Doc! I didn't tell you to stop editing my chapters! (Hits with stick) And what did I say about talking to my readers?!
1655204 That's probably the greatest theory I have ever heard. I love you.
1652157 Yea, i get the joke... Been a long time since I watched it though. Enough time that my mind makes things up every now and then... I swear there was ONE episode where the patient had lupus as well as some other thing which made them think it wasn't lupus
*looks up and closes his book* Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there. *sets the book on a small table and lights his pipe* I do believe this is our fourth meeting, Mr. Scat? Yes, I believe that is indeed accurate. *sighs and take a pull from the long oak pipe* It's nice to see you again, you know. The inner machinations of your mind do interest me so. Would you like to take your customary seat? The sofa was brought in just for you, you know. You deserved it after all, the story about the ponies would deserve any number of things; the sofa being one of them, of course. Now then, ponies, was it? *nods* Yes, I do believe thats correct. The last story you told me was very... interesting. For lack of a better word. Not saying that I didn't enjoy it... per say. *chuckles* I guess I'm just interested in what happens next, surely there will be more sexy romps with that giant of a mare you call your lover. Er... not that I would be interested in that or anything. *nervously takes another pull from the pipe* Now then, shall we get back on track? I believe you left off last time with you waking up in the middle of the night quite ill with a case of what I can only presume is food poisoning. May I inquire as to what happened next? *watches you with a set deep socketed eyes, gazing deep into the inner workings of your endless imagination*
All sillyness aside, good chapter even though it didn't seem like much happened aside from the character getting sick which will clearly act as a plot device that'll bring up his mortality into question. A scene/series of chapters that I am greatly looking forwards too. I tip my hat to you once again Scatman, and I give my table crums to your lowly prereaders.
Celestia is best pony, sir. She is indeed the kindest and most beautiful creature in your life. Trust me. I know everything about you. I'm the author. It appears you are in a state of denial, which is common in those who believe Fluttshy is best pony. I would know. I used to be like you. But now I'm me. You may want to rethink your life decisions. May God have mercy on your soul, ScatMan (This message is not to be taken seriously )
1659031 I can imagine that the character invents a claymore and puts it next to the door so no pony (aside from those wearing flak jackets) will interrupt him. (I know how claymores work I just used the flack jacket thing as a reference don't hate me pls.)
You know, I always being curios since the royal weeding. How it will looks like one were on which Celestia is the one getting married. How it will be the priest? What doest your protagonist will become on noble status, becoming her husband? That kind of things. They already are acting and doing the weddings vows, so? why not?
That can be a good chapter in the future.
P.S: You mentioned that in the future things are going to get more adventures, it that means that your protagonist (seriously you have to put a name at some point) getting sick was not a accident? Did some spirit of chaos, queen or fog of hatred, is planning a big revenge?
1735058 Mr. Lightingace, Thank you for reading my story! And thank you for the comment as well. They both mean a lot to me. I noticed you asked a number of questions, which I will try answering now. I am unable to answer your questions in the first half of your comment properly. I understand what you are saying, but I do not wish to give any spoilers. So you'll just have to read to find out. Please don't be mad at me! You mentioned something about me naming the protagonist. I would like to inform you that I will never ever ever name the protagonist. Ever. The whole point of this story if for the reader to immerse themselves in it. It's easier to do so if you are a character, don't you think? And to answer the rest of the Post Script comment you made, I can only answer it with one word: Patience. I know I've asked everyone to be patient, and you may be growing tired, but I just need a little more time. Pinkie promise. I promise you, shit's going to go down soon. Don't miss it. Longstreet is best General, ScatMan
1735296 Ah I get it now, don't worry dude, I get the idea. Don't worry of me being mad, I am not, I completely understand your reason for the delay, trust me from a writer to another I now this kind of things always happen, I will be patient, you always make good chapters and I bet the next one will not be any different. I just hope, that the chpater when he meet Celestia will not be to far away in the future.
You got to admit that it will be pretty funny if he got seek from that pub and the rest of his friends are in the same condition. Nettles to say, Celestia and possible Luna too, would be having a VERY intense chat with the owners of the place.
P.S: Sorry for my bad grammar if you didn't understand some part of the comment, english is not exactly my native language.
>>>Contrary to popular belief, the roads are not for bikers. Get a car or get off the road.>>> Alondro grins evily at this. The next morning, as you wake up and look out the window, you see a strange man riding slowly up and down the exact center of the road in front of your house singing the Troll Anthem. It is then that you realize misfortune has caused you to attract the attention of the Troll King!
>>> You don’t know how these flowers are capable of glowing, but stranger things have happened. Look at yourself, for example. You’re pretty weird.>>>
Hmmm, transgenic flowers possessing a constitutively actived GFP vector in the inflorescence, along with some type of chromophore which can store radiant energy during the day and release it at night?
Or perhaps they contain a pathway similar to the light creation mechanisms of firefly luciferase enzyme.
>>>You crane your neck to look down at Celestia, and notice that her fur is no longer white, but instead a faint neon green. >>>
ZOMG CHANGELING!!!! *starts whacking Celestia with a row-boat oar... which makes no sense since he's in a biology lab that contains no rowboats. After about 10 minutes, and having splintered the oar to toothpicks upon the Alicorn of Steel, while she merely stared bemusedly at him, Alondro finally calms down* Sorry... sorry about that. Anytime I see something green and glowing now I immediately suspect Changling invasion and over-react... I... *his eyes widen as he spies Blueblood walking toward him with a scowl... his white coat now glowing green in the flower light...* CHANGELING!!!! *Alondro grabs yet another oar and begins beating Blueblood, who cries like a baby. Oddly, no one intervenes to stop the crazed human...*
The next morning, you awake to find Celestia on the floor, twitching as seizures rock her beautiful body. Soon it is discovered that you've contracted a mild case of equine encephalitis, which has given you mild flu-like symptoms. However, for everypony else in Equestria, the virus spreads like wildfire and is 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% fatal. That night, your beloved Princess dies and the sun goes dark forever. Luna dies the next day and the moon explodes and showers the lands in a deadly hail of huge lunar chuncks which just happen to land squarely on all the major cities except Canterlot, so you can survive and suffer longer, because the gods totally hate you that much. Then everypony you came in contact with dies (inlcuding Blueblood, which is a small consolation at least), and then everypony in Equestria.
Nothing but dead ponies. Oh, and zebras, I guess. Meh, who cares, they're just minorities.
Everything else dies a few weeks later as the temperature falls to a dozen or so degrees above absolute zero, entombing Equestria in perpetual frozen darkeness. You die clutching the embalmed corpse of the Princess, your rivers of frozen tears bearing eternally silent witness to your unspeakable grief in the final moments as you contemplate the twist of fate that caused you to doom a beautiful, happy world to extinction.
(Discord breaks out and cackles, "I'm free again my little po..." He stares at the icy landscape. "God dammit, somepony broke the world... and it wasn't ME!" He snaps his fingers, restoring everything instantly! Proving unequivocably that he IS one of the Q.)
You wake up suddenly. "Damn, that was a freaky grimdark dream!" Turning over to embrace Celestia again, you don't see the little note with a badly scribbled image of Discord and the words "You all owe me some big time chaos... in the VERY NEAR FUTURE!! MUWAH HA HA HA HA!!! -Discord" The scribble Discord grows a long mustache which it can twirl while cackling villainously. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!
based off symptoms and that egg sandwhich sounds like a mild case of salmonella, since you know chickens are the one of the major vectors of the bacteria
furst!
It's definitely lupus.
nice
Great Chapter.
1648474
It's never Lupis.
Again, another excellent chapter. So far I am truly loving this 2nd person story, you have been doing a wonderful job spinning a tale that is mostly Slice of Life with some Romance and a small smattering of sexy times. Everything is flowing most naturally, and every scene and detail only adds to the enjoyment derived from reading this. It is wonderful to see such a great story with Celestia getting the attention and focus of the writer while she is portrayed outside of the Molestia/Trollestia stereotypes (I personally hate them, way too shallow for her potential as a character). You have also done a great job portraying Celestia so far, she has come across as someone who is essentially letting themself enjoy life again through love, while also harboring all of the feelings and emotions of the typical woman, showing us that station doesn't really mean shit when it comes to the relationship aspects.
Some things I am speculating on now with this chapter and the story in general. It seems like he got sick from the food he ate for lunch, or at least that is my guess. I don't expect it to be anything too nefarious, if it is not that then potentially something flu like or the sort. Will be looking forward to the cause of his illness next chapter for sure. And the immortal issue hasn't been addressed yet, curious if you plan to bring that up at some point, or if you plan to gloss over it. This has always been the biggest roadblock in my eyes when looking at Celestia's character, as it then becomes compounded with the 1,000 years without Luna, essentially causing her to only be able to rely on herself. It's why I think Celestia has the most potential when 'filling in the gaps' in their characters.
And oh, last mention, the layout. I do enjoy the small taste of his arrival and reactions/interactions being put at the start of each chapter to slowly give us our backstory. Most excellent work, and again, looking forward to the next chapter. And your prereaders have been doing a most excellent job, I don't think I've really seen a single error to date.
Great chapter. This is the only 2nd person story i enjoy.
Nice work.
ahh food poisoning everyone thinks its something worse.
1648874
Ha ha.
I think it's just that egg sandwhich.
One time for lunch I had a frozen pizza. Got sick at work later, went home early, laid down. Later I threw up, and started feeling better.
1648874
Except for that one time when you never think it is Lupus
Chapter 4 was good, I was starting to wonder why it was taking a while, glad it was a big chapter though.
Food poisoning? Lupus? Pffft, it's tottes cirrhosis.
Love it!
1648474
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Great chapter. Celestia waifu is adorable!
Another great chapter, i've been waiting for this update.
1648287
~ Da Rulez
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FIRS-
DAMNIT
1650440
Sorry. I didn't mean anything by it other than to troll my good friend the author. After all, he made me edit the chapter for him! By force!
I'd don't think it's food poisoning.......
an STD?
wait, the story isn't finished, is it?
Probably a stupid question. The author's note just threw me off, is all.
1648934 Well, actually... ... ... There are minor spelling errors, capitalization errors, or maybe a different word is said than what is actually meant... ... Not sure if that's what you meant by errors, but I just thought I'd bring that up.
1651467
Eh, I'll chalk that up to reading it at 4am then. lol! Nothing major or detracting though, which is usually what stands out to me at that time of the night.
1649225
Even then it's not lupus. Don't you watch House?
I guess I know why main character is sick. All what he is eating is vegetables and shit, and without meat human can get pretty sick
P.s. sorry for grammar, English not my native language
1652027
heheh, so you stayed up reading this story as well? That just shows how awesome this story is! Back when the first three chapters were out, I read the first half of the story on my Wii before I went to bed at twelve, then read the rest of one, AND two and three on my nintendo 3ds. By that time, it was five-thirty! Needless to say, I slept VERY well and VERY late afterwards...
But yes, this story does have several, yet minor, errors. For example, your, you're - I saw one of those. There, their, they're - saw a couple of those. Several places such as 'you went to you office' where the obvious error is that second 'you' needs an r. There was even one perspective switch, from 2nd- to 1st-person!
Not trying to rat DoctorBrony out or anything, as I can understand proofreading 15,000 words time after time, you're probably never gonna pick em all up on the first go. Who knows? Maybe he was also up very late proofreading it!
its mace. he asked how the food was,hes trying to kill celestia cuz hes a changling geting revenge for his queens failure.
or just bad food
Egg salad sandwich tastes funny. Then he gets sick. Been there. I am absolutely loving your Celestia!
Lol Morning Star and Mace xD Took me a second to realize that one x) haha
My dearest readers,
I love you more than life itself!
Your comments make my day. I enjoy reading all you guys trying to figure out what's going to happen next and interacting with each other. It makes me so happy!
You guys are hilarious.
Keep commenting and such,
your author,
ScatMan
1649064
Ha ha! Oh my Jesus that comment made my day!
1650840
Get back in your cage, Doc! I didn't tell you to stop editing my chapters! (Hits with stick) And what did I say about talking to my readers?!
1655204
That's probably the greatest theory I have ever heard.
I love you.
1656709
Yes! I'm glad somebody got it!
1659031 I am the only one who got it? Wow I thought I was slow xD
1650945 uh i don't think Celestia can give anyone an STd
1652157
Yea, i get the joke...
Been a long time since I watched it though. Enough time that my mind makes things up every now and then... I swear there was ONE episode where the patient had lupus as well as some other thing which made them think it wasn't lupus
so kids?
*looks up and closes his book*
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there.
*sets the book on a small table and lights his pipe*
I do believe this is our fourth meeting, Mr. Scat? Yes, I believe that is indeed accurate.
*sighs and take a pull from the long oak pipe*
It's nice to see you again, you know. The inner machinations of your mind do interest me so. Would you like to take your customary seat? The sofa was brought in just for you, you know. You deserved it after all, the story about the ponies would deserve any number of things; the sofa being one of them, of course.
Now then, ponies, was it?
*nods*
Yes, I do believe thats correct. The last story you told me was very... interesting. For lack of a better word. Not saying that I didn't enjoy it... per say.
*chuckles*
I guess I'm just interested in what happens next, surely there will be more sexy romps with that giant of a mare you call your lover. Er... not that I would be interested in that or anything.
*nervously takes another pull from the pipe*
Now then, shall we get back on track? I believe you left off last time with you waking up in the middle of the night quite ill with a case of what I can only presume is food poisoning.
May I inquire as to what happened next?
*watches you with a set deep socketed eyes, gazing deep into the inner workings of your endless imagination*
All sillyness aside, good chapter even though it didn't seem like much happened aside from the character getting sick which will clearly act as a plot device that'll bring up his mortality into question. A scene/series of chapters that I am greatly looking forwards too. I tip my hat to you once again Scatman, and I give my table crums to your lowly prereaders.
1659048
I got it!
1662390 :3
Love the part about claymore. I lold because I've actually used the real deal
1715438
Mr. ShadowFox,
Celestia is best pony, sir.
She is indeed the kindest and most beautiful creature in your life.
Trust me. I know everything about you. I'm the author.
It appears you are in a state of denial, which is common in those who believe Fluttshy is best pony.
I would know. I used to be like you. But now I'm me.
You may want to rethink your life decisions.
May God have mercy on your soul,
ScatMan
(This message is not to be taken seriously )
1659031 I can imagine that the character invents a claymore and puts it next to the door so no pony (aside from those wearing flak jackets) will interrupt him.
(I know how claymores work I just used the flack jacket thing as a reference don't hate me pls.)
1715737
B- B- But, does that mean everypony hates me?
1716782
No Flutter-Shy, No!
I'm sorry! That's not what I meant!
We all still love you Flutter-Shy! And we all always will!
With undying love,
ScatMan
You know, I always being curios since the royal weeding. How it will looks like one were on which Celestia is the one getting married. How it will be the priest? What doest your protagonist will become on noble status, becoming her husband? That kind of things.
They already are acting and doing the weddings vows, so? why not?
That can be a good chapter in the future.
P.S: You mentioned that in the future things are going to get more adventures, it that means that your protagonist (seriously you have to put a name at some point) getting sick was not a accident? Did some spirit of chaos, queen or fog of hatred, is planning a big revenge?
1735058
Mr. Lightingace,
Thank you for reading my story!
And thank you for the comment as well.
They both mean a lot to me.
I noticed you asked a number of questions, which I will try answering now.
I am unable to answer your questions in the first half of your comment properly.
I understand what you are saying, but I do not wish to give any spoilers. So you'll just have to read to find out.
Please don't be mad at me!
You mentioned something about me naming the protagonist.
I would like to inform you that I will never ever ever name the protagonist. Ever.
The whole point of this story if for the reader to immerse themselves in it. It's easier to do so if you are a character, don't you think?
And to answer the rest of the Post Script comment you made, I can only answer it with one word:
Patience.
I know I've asked everyone to be patient, and you may be growing tired, but I just need a little more time. Pinkie promise.
I promise you, shit's going to go down soon. Don't miss it.
Longstreet is best General,
ScatMan
1735296
Ah I get it now, don't worry dude, I get the idea.
Don't worry of me being mad, I am not, I completely understand your reason for the delay, trust me from a writer to another I now this kind of things always happen, I will be patient, you always make good chapters and I bet the next one will not be any different. I just hope, that the chpater when he meet Celestia will not be to far away in the future.
You got to admit that it will be pretty funny if he got seek from that pub and the rest of his friends are in the same condition. Nettles to say, Celestia and possible Luna too, would be having a VERY intense chat with the owners of the place.
P.S: Sorry for my bad grammar if you didn't understand some part of the comment, english is not exactly my native language.
>>>Contrary to popular belief, the roads are not for bikers. Get a car or get off the road.>>> Alondro grins evily at this. The next morning, as you wake up and look out the window, you see a strange man riding slowly up and down the exact center of the road in front of your house singing the Troll Anthem. It is then that you realize misfortune has caused you to attract the attention of the Troll King!
>>> You don’t know how these flowers are capable of glowing, but stranger things have happened. Look at yourself, for example. You’re pretty weird.>>>
Hmmm, transgenic flowers possessing a constitutively actived GFP vector in the inflorescence, along with some type of chromophore which can store radiant energy during the day and release it at night?
Or perhaps they contain a pathway similar to the light creation mechanisms of firefly luciferase enzyme.
>>>You crane your neck to look down at Celestia, and notice that her fur is no longer white, but instead a faint neon green. >>>
ZOMG CHANGELING!!!! *starts whacking Celestia with a row-boat oar... which makes no sense since he's in a biology lab that contains no rowboats. After about 10 minutes, and having splintered the oar to toothpicks upon the Alicorn of Steel, while she merely stared bemusedly at him, Alondro finally calms down* Sorry... sorry about that. Anytime I see something green and glowing now I immediately suspect Changling invasion and over-react... I... *his eyes widen as he spies Blueblood walking toward him with a scowl... his white coat now glowing green in the flower light...* CHANGELING!!!! *Alondro grabs yet another oar and begins beating Blueblood, who cries like a baby. Oddly, no one intervenes to stop the crazed human...*
The next morning, you awake to find Celestia on the floor, twitching as seizures rock her beautiful body. Soon it is discovered that you've contracted a mild case of equine encephalitis, which has given you mild flu-like symptoms. However, for everypony else in Equestria, the virus spreads like wildfire and is 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% fatal. That night, your beloved Princess dies and the sun goes dark forever. Luna dies the next day and the moon explodes and showers the lands in a deadly hail of huge lunar chuncks which just happen to land squarely on all the major cities except Canterlot, so you can survive and suffer longer, because the gods totally hate you that much. Then everypony you came in contact with dies (inlcuding Blueblood, which is a small consolation at least), and then everypony in Equestria.
Nothing but dead ponies. Oh, and zebras, I guess. Meh, who cares, they're just minorities.
Everything else dies a few weeks later as the temperature falls to a dozen or so degrees above absolute zero, entombing Equestria in perpetual frozen darkeness. You die clutching the embalmed corpse of the Princess, your rivers of frozen tears bearing eternally silent witness to your unspeakable grief in the final moments as you contemplate the twist of fate that caused you to doom a beautiful, happy world to extinction.
(Discord breaks out and cackles, "I'm free again my little po..." He stares at the icy landscape. "God dammit, somepony broke the world... and it wasn't ME!" He snaps his fingers, restoring everything instantly! Proving unequivocably that he IS one of the Q.)
You wake up suddenly. "Damn, that was a freaky grimdark dream!" Turning over to embrace Celestia again, you don't see the little note with a badly scribbled image of Discord and the words "You all owe me some big time chaos... in the VERY NEAR FUTURE!! MUWAH HA HA HA HA!!! -Discord" The scribble Discord grows a long mustache which it can twirl while cackling villainously. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!
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that weird egg sammich he had o.o
based off symptoms and that egg sandwhich sounds like a mild case of salmonella, since you know chickens are the one of the major vectors of the bacteria
You said you would update last friday.