Spike was horrified; his face completely mirrored his best friend and hatcher as they watched Pinkie and Rarity roll around. They were like two wrestlers trying to fight over a prize; a prize he didn’t realize was him. Rarity was trying to choke Pinkie as she lay on top of her.
“You bitch I’ll kill you!”
Pinkie was starting loose air but she flipped and side kicked Rarity sending her flying. She then pounced on her. Spike was about to run up and try to stop them but was held back by Twilight using her magic.
“Spike I think we should let them.”
“But why?! They could hurt themselves badly!”
“I know but Pinkie’s strong and smart, they will never hurt one another, at least not too bad, besides I can do magic.”
Spike against his better judgment decided to just look on. He heard a sigh from Twilight and stared back and was shocked to see her crying. Being the best friend he is he hugged her.
“What’s wrong Twi?”
“A lot Spike, a hell of a lot. I never should have come here and tried to help Rarity! I should have just stayed home and stayed the forever alone I will always be.”
She was crying harder and harder now. Spike just hugged her harder.
“Come on Twilight you are not a forever alone, you are a beautiful, highly intelligent and cheerful person. You know that everybody cares about you, don’t you?”
Twilight just looked at Spike and scanned his eyes, he was not lying to her and she cried harder. She cried about him as she realized that he was the only one she could ever truly care about and be happy with.
“Twilight? Did I do something wrong?”
“No Spike, please look at me.”
Spike stared at Twilight and gazed into her eyes. He noticed all the hurt and he gave her a small smile to cheer her up. Twilight smiled and did the one thing that could still surprise Spike after everything that had happened; she kissed him on the lips.
Meanwhile
“What the fuck is your problem?!”
Pinkie had just blocked a kick from Rarity. The fashion designer was staring daggers at her but Pinkie reflected the same expression even though it went against her very nature. They were both preparing another set of moves to try to take down the other.
“MY PROBLEM?! You’re my fucking problem!”
Rarity charged Pinkie and tried to buck Pinkie, but the pink pony side stepped and kicked Rarity in the side.
“Me? What in equestrian did I ever do to you?!”
Rarity shot Pinkie another dirty look and screamed in frustration.
“You kissed Spike, He is mine bitch!”
Pinkie laughed, it wasn’t a good natured laugh but a rather maniacal, sickly evil laugh. She swung her hoof and bitch slapped the living daylight out of the white pony.
“Hey whore news flash, if you cheat on him then technically you make him sad and Pinkie hates seeing him sad!”
Pinkie got even angrier and she bum rushed Rarity. She grabbed Rarity by her mane and kneed her in the face. Rarity managed to pull out and bucked Pinkie in the stomach.
”That gives you no right you pink dragon stealer!”
That made Pinkie even angrier and she grabbed Rarity by the leg and chucked her about 10 meters away.
“No right? No right? Bitch you cheated on one of the best lovers ever and he was left feeling betrayed after all he did to get you to love him and you threw him away in one night, yet I have no right?”
Pinkie raced across and started chocking Rarity. While chocking her Pinkie continued screaming.
“You slut I fucking loved him, I actually didn’t do anything wrong and I treated him to some of my treats you stupid stuck up skank!”
Rarity was pissed; she retraced her back legs then kicked Pinkie in the stomach and sent her flying.
“Treats? What kind of fucking treats? The dirty treats?I met him first! He fell for me first! We stayed longer first! You fucking took advantage of him while he was down and hypnotized him you WITCH!”
Pinkie just sent her an expression of pity and face hoofed.
“What’s with all the firsts? You’re like a little kid bragging about a new toy. Well Spike is no toy; you can’t just cheat on him and have him still be loyal to you! Oh and about taking advantage of him? Are you stupid? That’s called caring, I was trying to cheer him up because that’s what friends do, they cheer up their other friends when sad but you probably wouldn't know that”
Rarity charged Pinkie again but Pinkie side stepped and kneed her in the stomach.
“If I was in your shoes Rarity I would have never cheated on him! He is such a gentledrake, he is cute, he is kind and caring and he is smart. You said that yourself. He has the all the characteristics any mare could look for but you chose to cheat on another. Why Rarity? Was it for cash? What is for fame? You filthy whore.”
That set Rarity off, she was leaking tears of rage and she smacked Pinkie across the face and followed up with a kick to the legs bringing her down.
“I’ll kill you, you pink lunatic!”
Rarity was standing over Pinkie and remembered she had magic and she levitated a nearby log almost on top of pinkie. Just before Rarity could drop it Pinkie kicked her leg upward, it hit Rarity squarely in her junk because she was bending at a weird angle. Pinkie followed up by sweeping Rarity’s legs beneath her.
"I think you got us mixed up Rarity, I think people who barge in on a picnic are lunatics!"
Pinkie was just about to punch Rarity when she noticed something that made her eyes go out of focus.
“No please no.”
Rarity was about to smack Pinkie but she got curios and sneaked a look and what she saw nearly killed her. There was Twilight kissing a very surprised Spike on the lips. The pair slowly got up and walked over carried on auto pilot by their body. Within 5 seconds Twilight had stopped and looked at every pony. She started crying and then ran out of the area.
Spike was worried and followed Twilight in a heartbeat.
“I don’t know about you Rarity but I intent to help MY Spikey Wikey and MY friend!”
Pinkie took one last displeased glance at Rarity and ran after Spike and Twilight. Rarity just slumped down to think. After the rush of everything faded away she realized the mistake she had made.
“What have I done? I just dug myself a bigger hole with Spike.”
Rarity moped around for a bit before following slowly.
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“Twilight please stop!”
“I can’t Spike, I just can’t!”
Before Twilight could move another step she was tackled by Spike. Pinkie caught up with them and quickly surrounded the side.
“Please let me go, I don’t want to be here anymore.”
Twilight could be described as the the pinnacle of pity. Her eyes were bloodshot and her fur was dampened by the tears. Spike embraced her carefully and Pinkie just watched in silence.
“Twilight please tell me what’s wrong.”
Twilight just looked up at Spike like he was as dense as a rock.
“Because I love you Spike just like Pinkie and just like Rarity did.”
Spike looked at Pinkie and she just nodded. Twilight continued her tirade.
“I can never have what I want Spike! That’s the problem! You’re already taken and now after my “subtle” attempt you probably hate me. I don’t want any more heartbreak Spike, not after Wingshine.”
Twilight was crying even harder now. Spike remembered the stallion she dated and how he had dumped her and spited her quickly when he found an even prettier girl. Spike never forgot how he had beatened the crap out of him a week later and nearly killed him but luckily he left Wingshine in the ICU in Canterlot.
“I love you too Twi, don’t forget what I said.”
Spike didn’t notice the flinch of Pinkie but she knew he was trying to make her better.
“You know if someone told me this would happen a week ago I would laugh but now I don’t know.”
Twilight just sniffed and leaned in.
“I don’t know if Pinkie does but I consider us in a relationship. Do you Pinkie?”
“Yes I do.”
Spike sighed.
“I need time to think girls. This has been pretty hectic and confusing. I’ll be back in an hour, Pinkie please escort Twilight to our place of residence and I shall also bandage you up, looks like you were in a war.”
Pinkie saluted and just before Spike left, she kissed him again.
“Good luck soldier.”
Just as Spike left Twilight was crying harder.
“I’m so sorry Pinkie, I never expected this.”
“Hush Twilight it’s ok.”
"I never realized Rarity would go mad, I never knew that I would kiss Spike, oh my Celestia I am a terrible person!"
"You are not a terrible person Twilight, Spike and I actually care for you and we want you to be happy."
Pinkie then hugged Twilight while she searched her mind for an idea, within a second a light bulb had gone off.
“I know of a way to make us both happy.”
“What?”
Twilight was curious as she wanted nothing more than to be swimming in a pool of euphoria.
“Let’s share him.”
Obviously Spike is too much dragon for one mare to handle.
1634916 yup
The ultimate Mare fight (Equestrian version of a catfight), through out the fight I kept going 'OOOOOOHHHHHH! OH SNAP!'. Spike is best dragon. &
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1635125 yep hehe.
So who else enjoyed the bitch fight? vs baby
1635239 That video had me in stitches.
1634916 Agreed!
a-a-a-a-a-awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fight I'd say my money is always on Pinkie Pie. She's faster than Rainbow Dash, bends physics to her will, she's Earth pony strong, there is no place you can hide from her and she is the only pony that can make a fist. Rarity's only argument was, "I was here first." I loved the digging into her my Pinkie.
To be honest I wasn't expecting Pinkie to offer Twilight a chance to form a herd with her and Spike.
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I only thought of that out of a sudden decision. The more i thought about it the more i realized that Pinkie is the sort of pony to do that. I still have to think the next chapter through though
yaaa rarity ain't afraid to get dirty, i gotta say both rarity and pinkie can take some punishment, those were some pretty harsh blows
1636194 yup. i love making bitch fights in my head
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than you will probably like the story i'm planning. it loosely follows the movie fight club, only it will be called Ponyville Fight Club. and there is only one rule for the Ponyville Fight Club.....do not talk about Ponyville fight club.
1636227 I actually know that movie so they broke the rule of fight club
and by the way, their bitch fight isn't done yet
i am having way too much fun to stop
1636231 i've already got several fight scenes in mind. such as
rainbow dash vs Applejack.
rainbow vs spitfire
twilight vs trixie
i'm not sure wbout other pairings, i might do a
big mac vs caramel
1636245 hmm interesting.
1636252 any suggestions for some pairing? oh and this will take place ten years after season 3, that way i can include the CMC's and their classmates, like say a two on two fight between applebloom and Scootaloo vs Diamond and Silver
1636291 Spike vs the lot. hehe i love Spike
probably one of the best fights i ever read between two mares... well the only one really.
1636670 If you like this one then wait till the next chapter.
1636729 bring em on
1636736 exactly
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I don't think, that i like this fanfic from now on.
I thought it would be romantic and beautiful, but it becomes a strange one. There is no drama anymore. Your decision spoiled very beautiful relationships with Pinkie Pie, like in the previous chapters. It's not a beutiful story about love anymore, it's a slice of usual and practical life. In my opinion, it's kind of sad.
Also, your way to show Twilight's feeling is kind of rash. I don't belive her feelings, especially after the phrase "let's share him'. When you really love someone, you don't want to share. You just always want to be with him and her. You want to be the only lover and want him or her to be your only lover... It's selfish, but it's great to feel this way. To my mind, this is what real love means.
It's kind of difficult to explain, but i hope, you'll understand my disappointment.
Anyway, good luck
1636812 well thanks
everythings fine. With each chapter you loose some you gain some and i understand what you get
I had the biggest smile on my face when i saw that last sentence. Yes! Make it happen! Plz!
Well, given the M/F ratio, I'd assume that polygamy is a thing. K thx m8