• Published 2nd Jan 2024
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Formula Equestria - AppleLauda99942



a new team joins the GP circus. And a legend returns

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Great Britain GP

"You don't have to do this to yourself Apple Lauda... I know you want me to get my revenge for 1994, but you put yourself into a number 2 spot. I mean we could have great battles as teammates" Ayrton Senna says.

"I don't want the same shit as in 1989/1990 to happen..." Apple Lauda coldly responds. Silverstream understands the circumstances.

"I see... but you are not Alain Prost... You are the great Apple Lauda, the best racing driver in Equestria" Silverstream says.

"well, I only am really strong on the Nordschleife..." Apple Lauda says.

"well what I saw is that you are on my home track strong as well... I think we will have a massive fight for the win" Ayrton says. But little does he know, Apple Lauda has other plans.












"Apple Lauda's mental health is worrying me. I think he should take a break from racing" Fluttershy says.

"well I know you are worried about him... but if you tell him to take a break until next season, he will decline that offer because he wants to assist Ayrton for the championship." Lewis explains.

"anyways... let's focus on the race" Fluttershy says.

Guanyu Zhou had an insane lap and took pole position, Ayrton Senna in P2, Fluttershy in P3, Lewis Hamilton in P4, Valterri Bottas starts from P5, Rainbow Dash starts from P6, Lando Norris from P7, Fernando Alonso from P8, Nico Hülkenberg from P9 and Logean Sargeant from P10.

"looks like I start dead last huh?" Apple Lauda says.

"sweetie, you will win this... I believe in you" Silverstream says in a loving tone.

"we'll see" Apple Lauda says.


The cars are now lined up on the grid and a few moments later, the race starts. Apple Lauda manages to get from 22nd to 13th within just 3 corners. On the straight, Apple Lauda passes even more cars.

"Apple Lauda is rampaging now, watch out" Applejack says, replacing the Aston Martin team principal because he retired.

"WHAT?!" Spitfire says in shock. "OH CELESTIA!!!!"

meanwhile, Fluttershy fights for the lead against Zhou Guanyu and Ayrton Senna. She recieves a radio message from James.

"Fluttershy, Apple Lauda is really on a rampage right now. I cannot gurantee a race finish at this point because Apple Lauda is divebombing people all over the place... oh fucking hell... he's got Fernando and now he's ready to eat Rainbow Dash for breakfast... Fluttershy, you should run" James says.

"OH FUCKING HELL!!!" Fluttershy yells. "I'm a dead Pegasus soon..."

"Apple Lauda behind, he's on full rampage mode" Andreas Seidl says. Rainbow Dash looks in her mirror.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! NO NO NOOOOO FUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE!!!! DON'T!!!" Rainbow Dash yells and begs for mercy but Apple Lauda can't hear her. Apple Lauda passes Rainbow Dash with an massive divebomb and now chases Zhou Guanyu. A few laps later, the pit stops are made and Apple Lauda finds himself in P2 again behind Fluttershy.

Fluttershy looks in her rear mirror and sees an suspiciously blue car in it. "is that Senna?"

"negative" James says. "Fluttershy?"

"yes?" Fluttershy asks, clearly in panic

"he's going to get you. Oh and also, there's Senna behind as well" James says, as Apple Lauda and Ayrton Senna both divebomb Fluttershy, leaving less than an inch of space of each other.


"ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY APPLE LAUDA?!?!?!" Rushing Wind says. "WITH SENNA A DIVEBOMB?!?!?!"

"it was not even close so, everything is fine" Apple Lauda responds through the radio. "also it's the final lap"


Apple Lauda manages to get the win but he crosses the line together with Ayrton Senna, Rainbow Dash in P3, Fluttershy in P4, Spitfire in P5, Fernando Alonso in P6, Lando Norris finishes 7th, Alexander Albon finishes 8th, Logan Sargeant in P9 and Daniel Ricciardo in P10.


"well I guess I won..." Apple Lauda says emotionless

"oh you absolutely took all of them, especially that overtake on Fluttershy" Silverstream says.

"I wasn't sure if I am going to make it because Ayrton was on the outside so I had to make an decision. either back off or say fuck it, I go for it, so I decided to send it." Apple Lauda reacts to Silverstream's radio message.

"that was really scary" Fluttershy says. "for fuck sake do Ayrton and Apple Lauda really have to squeeze me?! there was nothing of space left!!!"

"I know Fluttershy, but Apple Lauda wins, Ayrton in P2... Rainbow in P3" Toto Wolff says.

"I will teach him a lesson in the next race" Fluttershy says now in a bit of rage.