Evidently writing clop really isn't my thing, but a friend requested it and I wrote it so I figured I might as well post it.

I apologize if you read the whole thing.

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You have interesting friends.

1380687 Oh you have no idea

Boy, that escalated quickly .... wait a minute, it started with clop right away

1380750 Told you it was gonna be bad
That was the worst thing I've ever written in my life, I'm sticking to non-cloppity fics from now on.

1380863 I never said it was bad just very ... heavily clop-oriented

1380941 Well that was the fic that was requested, so I suppose I did deliver. Just not to the standards I wish I could have had. I was laughing at myself the entire time I was writing this. Using words like that in a serious manner, man that was horrible.

That's why I can't write any more serious clop. The Tom x Bloomberg one I wrote was fine because that was silly, but this that was actually trying to be erotic... never again xD

It was not THAT bad. Could use work though. Like make it longer ( heh heh ) and just a tad more descriptive.

1393653 The amount of description I was already using was actually the issue I had while writing it. I'm not avoiding writing more clop because I'm bad at it, I'm avoiding it because I can't do it. It makes me laugh at myself while I write it, this little bit took like 18 hours of work if you include the time for all of the laughing fits.

1393729 well alright then.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!