Local Arcade Owner Found Dead
Just 3 weeks after the announcement of an alleged sex scandal with Pinkie Pie, 19 year old arcade owner extraordinaire Hackalot Spark has been found dead in his Sparkade office in Ponyville. The cause of death was by poisoning, meaning someone had poisoned Hackalot's favorite mid-day drink Sugar Free Rockstar Energy. The whereabouts of his killer are unknown be we do have clues to who this killer is. When asked to comment Princess Celestia had this to say:
I can't believe somepony would do something like this...usually I wouldn't do anything and let you take care of this, but this is much different...expect consequences...LUNAR consequences.
The visitation for Hackalot Spark will be at the Ponyville Funeral Home this saturday, led by former high school football star and current husband to Princess Cadance, Shining Armor. There is already a vigil up at the doors of the arcade. Please come by and make your respects.
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I WOULD NEVER!
*Manly Tears*
I'll plan out and host the funeral. Hackalot will be missed.
Wait a minute...
You said to me earlier that "Rd has problems of her own."
If RD is the murderer I'll banish you to the moon. Again.
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Believe me, RD IS NOT THE MURDERER. However there is somepony who doesn't want a certain somepony to take the throne should Celestia pass...More to come
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Dats a good boy.
Hmm. Do I smell FORESHADOWING?!? Or is that my CARNAGE?!