Eileen's Exhilarating Collection of Extremely Short Fiction

by EileenSaysHi

April 2023: “And Nothing Was the Same”

Focus Issues

“—and oh my hoofness, I thought the first flavor I tried was the best food I’d ever tasted, but the double fudge chocolate kind was even better! Seriously, why don’t we ever get this stuff? Forget anything else, you should send me into Maretime Bay just for this. I’ll even use my own money! Not that I have much besides the allowance, but still! Anyway, the ponycorn. I think I’ve tried six flavors now, but what makes this kind really stand out is—"

“Misty!”

“…Yes, Opaline?”

“Ever since you found this ridiculous ponycorn, you can’t focus anymore. I asked you to report on your effort to secure dragonfire, not your latest snack venture!”

“Ohhhhh, what do you think ponycorn made with dragonfire would be like? Eh, it’d probably come to life or something, not what I want. Anyway, the double fudge chocolate ponycorn—”

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[FanOfMostEverything]

"Misty! At this rate, you're going end up with a bucket of ponycorn for a cutie mark!"

Silence hung heavy for a moment. Opaline was halfway through congratulating herself on successfully reining in her minion before the delighted gasp shattered her concentration.

"Do you really think so!?"

[Moproblems Moharmoney]

Ponycorn, the gift that keeps on giving