Eileen's Exhilarating Collection of Extremely Short Fiction

by EileenSaysHi

December 2021: "It's a Gift!"

Don't Make Twilight Sparkle's Bestie Angry, Santa Claus

"Oh, and in case you even thought we were anywhere near done yet..."

Santa sighed. He was deep into the fifth consecutive hour of a stupendous tirade from dimensional immigrant Sunset Shimmer, who had snuck into his workshop, broken his security elves' resolve with some sort of empathy power, hijacked the reindeer and flown directly into his penthouse. All while wearing the lightest of winter jackets in the arctic -- it seems hot-blooded rage was enough to stave off hypothermia.

"...And you made her cry! On Christmas! I know she nearly broke the universe once, but-"

"Oh, for heaven's sake, Miss Shimmer, I agree with you! Miss Sparkle was indeed on my nice list! But there are regulations to consider; even I can't go casually dispensing samples of uranium-238!"

Comments

[The Sleepless Beholder]

Hahahaha this is a very well told joke

[gapty]

This is hilarious!

Something tells me that Sunset had met Santa before in her bullying phase because she didn't got any presents