Dear Department of Pest Control,
This is an order from the princess of friendship, you must send a team ASAP to the castle of friendship in Ponyville to deal with a large infestation of cockroaches. It is imperative that you resolve this issue as quickly as possible so
Twilight can stop freaking outI may resume my duties as princess without much delay.Thank you for your time,
SpikeTwilight Sparkle.
Dear princess Twilight Sparkle,
We will send a team right away. Considering the size of your castle and the amount of pesticide it would take to clear it out, it would cost you around 13,450 bits for the full service, plus an additional 500 for the immediate service.
Dear Spike,
I couldn’t help but overhear your cursing about the insane price for getting rid of the cockroaches. May I suggest and alternative method that would only cost you some hot sauce and a sore throat?
Your helpful maid,
Starlight Glimmer.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME COCKROACHES THROUGH SPIKE?! THEY ARE ALL OVER MY BED! I CAN FEEL THEM CRAWLING ON MY COAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SCRUB IT! PLEASE STOP!
Your shuddering mentor,
Princess Celestia.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
Your recent action against Celestia has been one of the funniest things I’ve seen in quite some time. You’ve certainly proven yourself a more capable pony than I’ve previously assumed. We may be able to strike a deal in the future.
Your possible ally,
Queen Chrysalis.P.S: I will make sure that the pictures I took from the event get the front page of every newspaper in Equestria.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
Your little show of chaos gave me the biggest laugh since I took over Equestria a millennia ago.
I look forward to more shenanigans between you and the princesses.Your proud admirer,
Discord.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
Your acts against the princess has made my imprisonment in Tartarus a bit more bearable today, so I asked my student to leave you a small gift as a thank you. I’m sure that you will find a good use for it.
Your happy benefactor,
Lord Tirek.
Wow. The villains are taking a shine to Starlight for this. At this rate, Chrysalis might even want to marry Starlight soon or later, not tear her apart like the canon Chrysalis did!
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That would be hilarious!
Villain hat trick. Most impressive.
I don't know what's more worrisome, the fact that Chrysalis is in Celestia's bedroom, or the fact that Tirek is getting news and mail service this early.
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Imagine if all the villains started sending letters to each other.
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Impossible as it may be, I just had a vision of Spike having a business on the side of moving discrete letters like some sort of shady switchboard operator.
Like at particular times on particular days he receives various letters and then sends them right back out again no questions asked.
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With his firebreath having the power to send letters, nopony would suspect a thing. It's the perfect plan
A castle full o’ roaches?
Five CH-54 Tarhes w/ BLU-82s are Oscar Mike to put a crater there and then a squadron of F-4s will be droppin’ napalm afterwards.
This is a perfectly acceptable use of firepower for roaches.
I cannot and will not be dissuaded of this notion.
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I'm now imagining Celestia setting her own castle on fire to get rid of the infestation
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HEY THAT IS LESS THAN THE NECESSARY AMOUNT OF FIREPOWER NEEDED TO ELIMINATE THE ENTIRE ROACH INFESTATION! BURN ROACHES IN HELL!
Roaches are evil incarnate. I cannot and will not be dissuaded from this notion.
ROACHES MUST DIE!!!
[CENCORED] I wish there is a more serious take on about this universe. So much potential to explore about this chapter's implications.
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You mean in the everyone is secretly spying on each other?
I see. So while Starlight started living in Twilights castle, Chrysalis has been doing so with Canterlot since the invasion and has had the same deal going on for Celestia. No wonder she was so proud her student got her own live in villain. Discord recording everything going on from his dimension whenever he isnt there to personally watch it unfold would have easy time sending news to his pall in tartarus. Guess in this timeline the betrayal of Tirec didn't happen.
Ah, this fills that specific niche of "the legion of doom being a family" that I love so much. Even if just in passing.