Princess Ellowynelle may be stranded on a backwater plane, but she tries to make the best of it. If only the human would let her toy with him as is his place as a lesser race. (RGRE) {This story has two versions, second and first person POV}
Accidentally inventing orkz when you're trying to make a dildo-golem. (Note: the hyphen is very important there, indicating purpose rather than materials.) I can't tell if that's more impressive or sad. Either way, hopefully rebuilding that door will give El some time to refocus and get out of her dissipation spiral.
Hopefully. I'm not terribly confident about it happening.
Celestia's mild smile disappears. She slowly stands up from her throne, her fur poofing out, her wings extending completely. The colors of her mane shift to oranges and red and her horn shines with a baleful light. You can feel the heat through all of your environmental enchantments. The Celestia starts bobbing her head in a circular motion like a weirdo. She speaks in her Royal Canterlot Voice.
I crumple the letter and set it on fire. It's my first time being on this end of things, and now I understand why so many mothers don't like me. I spent hours designing, crafting, and breathing life into a perfect body and a perfect cock, and then some other woman who had no hand in its creation gets to enjoy getting every hole used and vibrated. It is the ultimate cuckoldry, as a wizard and as a woman.
That's, uh... probably not quite what... most of those mothers were thinking but I like where her head is.
In other words she F herself up
This would be so much easier if you just ordered something from Adam & Eve.
Loving the idea of krork and the fact that everything shes done so far has backfired ok her because of her attitude.
Humans: Cross-fertile with literally everything.
"Generally" being the operative word. This is still Equestria we're talking about.
I love the idea of using a bald head as a scrying focus. It's just a delightful mental image.
I'm just going to leave this link here.
Accidentally inventing orkz when you're trying to make a dildo-golem. (Note: the hyphen is very important there, indicating purpose rather than materials.) I can't tell if that's more impressive or sad. Either way, hopefully rebuilding that door will give El some time to refocus and get out of her dissipation spiral.
Hopefully. I'm not terribly confident about it happening.
Now that this is caught up to the pastebin we need only wait 2–5 eternities for it to be finished.
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Check the pastebin again. It's finished.
So what's next? Twilight fucks a skaven?
10417757 So Humans are the Type O for breeding?
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Don't give the author ideas now...
You? meaning who in this scenario? The reader? Twilight? Elwynn through a typo?
More "you"s? Pretty darn sure those are typos.
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Thanks for the catches, they should be fixed now.
you had me at RGRE, comedy, the meme art, and profanity, in that order.
That's, uh... probably not quite what... most of those mothers were thinking but I like where her head is.