She sits down and thanks a waiter for the pancakes he sets before her. At least her arrival distracts the nuisances; Anon nudges Incognito. The sculptor takes a deep breath and walks to Celestia She pauses at his approach, fork floating in midair. Incognito licks his lips.

Everyone is gonna hook up with multi-planar romances and El is gonna end up alone thanks to her personality. I'd say it's Anon's plan but Incognito already knew what her type was from Anon just talking about her. It'll be interesting to see where this goes.

I love the pun names around Anonymous.

"That's not good enough. You need someone to pet you, and tell you how good you are, and give you smooches, and warm your bed at night."

Based sunchad.

I don't know this character at all, so despite usually liking your RGRE content for the laughs and fun here I'm just confused and mildly annoyed in general? Which is silly for a random crack-fic but there it is. Guess I finally found a story of yours that's not for me. Y'all have fun with it though, and the cover art is great either way.

How positively Dwarven. Gotta dab on those beardless elgi at all times to remind them that their grudge can't be struck from the Book.

And then they both vanish in a flash of golden light. Meanwhile, Anon has made his way over to Luna's side, and they are nuzzling again. You banish your breakfast with a thought, your appetite ruined. You teleport once more to Twilight's library and bury yourself in soothing stories.

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I'm glad someone from a sensible plane where Celestia's Bestia-ness is common sense showed up.

YES

Wonderful story so far

Boy, that Incognito is a great smooth talker.

...
*shrugs*
go get'er tiger!

You chew on your lip. You hope not, but you've heard stories of elves driven mad on the edge of civilization by the lack of access to the Great Web of Gossip

Pfft, women.

A few weeks later, you are eating breakfast in your favorite armored bikini.

HAHAHA!!!

And then they both vanish in a flash of golden light. Meanwhile, Anon has made his way over to Luna's side, and they are nuzzling again. You banish your breakfast with a thought, your appetite ruined. You teleport once more to Twilight's library and bury yourself in soothing stories.

Too much more of that, and she'll run out of trashy romance novels and need to start writing them herself!

I automatically read Incognito as speaking in Lord Dadornables voice