Now I'm imagining a Speakeasy operated inside the CTS. For people who want their alcoholic drinks to be 100% piss-free.

“Almost every single clocktail contains a nice generous dose of marecum, which anyone whose taken sex ed knows, includes a very generous ration of urine.” Windy smirked and motioned towards the box. “So, with that being said, who's game for enjoying some pee-free clocktails?”

Would be funny if that were how cum works. Sadly, women with incontinence don't represent everyone. Perhaps a bit more research would help? Even hands-on with a high enough sample population could help.

On another note, CTS forbids using drugs, so the whole "haha, they use weed to get high" is the complete opposite of what the society stands for and makes this story non-canon.

As an aside, you could do a drinking game with how many times you've written the word "butch," but it may be fatal to those with low alcohol tolerances.

9907343
except that alcohol and actual drugs shouldnt be present inside of CTS at all. They inhibit the ability to give and maintain proper consent

9907362
There might be some safe sites for perception/drug play but you bet your ass it is stock full of dungeon moniters, security, and nurses. Though that is not how this is being presented.

My concern is if I as a dom/domme wanted a drink that didn't have piss in it where the fuck do I even g

9907359
I mean the uh mare juice containing urine thing comes from the fact that mares in heat use urine to attract mates, thus urine would mix in with their vaginal secretion.

Also me saying it's an unofficial parody should've been a pretty clear indicator that it's not canon :U. But also the CTS clocktails all have the effects of chemical substances. Like the clocktails I mentioned could've totally contained CBD and THC.

9907375
Not all marecum would have piss in it? I can think of multiple solutions, beyond what Condename already said, since not all marecum would even have any, I'm sure filtering would also be possible for anypon that inst into watersports.

9907381
If it isnt canon, why link it to CTS in the first place? Saying that they put weed in their drinks without their members knowing is horrifically nonconsensual, and removes the whole "safe, sane, consensual" theme that CTS has going on.

9907390
I mean the drinks have the effects of chemical substances (stimulant, aphrodisiac, etc), those effects gotta come from something.

Damn I feel bad for Windy, that SUCKS

The Clocktower Society's mission is to fulfill every kink, no matter how niche.

There are horrors not meant for even the eyes of the most horrid

9907403
And they can't come from, I dunno, magic? Or something that doesn't fit with a drug from the human world? The clocktails aren't supposed to be perfect matches to drugs, and saying that CTS just spikes knockoff drinks with weed is both lazy and completely against everything the Clocktower Society is supposed to stand for.

I don't know if you considered it, but this could be some people's intro to the CTS universe. I'd never want it to be, if I were them. But I'd rather read a fic that's about worldbuilding, even with a bit of suspension of disbelief (I mean, hey, it's a story about magical ponies, why does it have to follow human logic?), instead of a mockery made for the lols.

Spiking people's drinks en masse isn't very consensual...

9907403
Magic is an option, they could be partly potions with mild effects.

let's just say if anyone was under the influence of something during a scene in a big play party or kink events, they would be rather kindly but insistently shown the door by dungeon monitors and banned from the event for some time.

Playing under the influence of chemicals is not Safe, Sane, or Consensual, given that such beverages of such effect exists within the CTS verse they exist within a framework where their use in the scene is safe sane and consensual.

9907484
I mean I'd hope that these people could see I'm writing a parody and kind of taking the piss out of the universe.

9907505
Never did a big event while under the influence, but I find that being a little tipsy or high really doesn't impact my ability to consent with private encounters.

9907495
When you phrase it like that yeah the joke kinda under performs. I just kinda brainstormed this when reading the Clocktails and being like... yeah weed would do this to you.

The Clocktower Society's mission is to fulfill every kink, no matter how niche. What better way to tell their erotic story than through the eyes of those working in its offices, filling out forms, faxing forms, and most excitingly, signing forms?

From the short description, I was kinda expecting somewhere in this story to be a bunch of ponies gawking through an office window while they clop to office ponies going through their typical paper pushing, number crunching, inventory stressed day, while trying to ignore the crowd, or perhaps enjoying every second of the apparent exhibitionism. I’m guessing watching office work might be someone’s super niche fetish maybe? Prolly some blue collar worker who spouts about paperwork not being real job, and that white collars are lazy, but secretly is using that to deflect that they’re turned on by watching a pony file away something in a clearly labelled, organized manner.

Also I’m kinda disappointed in the shortness of this story. I mean, there’s a ton of office humour to be had, if The Office is any sort of indicator.

That moment when the HR person turns down your ideas for being too inappropriate. I wonder if in this case it’d be turned down for being too tame?

Also I hate doing paperwork. It’s the worst part of my job. Hate it so fucking much.

This is fucking splendid.
Also, gotta love people mad about drug usage when the effects are exactly that. Drugs. Magic? Lemme tell ya, son, magic is one hell of a drug.

I know it says Complete, but please tell me there's more to come.

9923967
Huh didn't realize i marked it as complete. Muh bad.