Spike Drake: Age 18, a senior in Highschool, single, likes to play online games and music. One day he meets a player online and they grow close, so they try and meet IRL.
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Looking through all my sites for stories, sees a new chapter. Didn't I read al.. NEW CHAPTER!!
Spike is going to be SO lucky if he doesn't end up just chained in a room somewhere hidden by his harem
“Germans love David Hasselhoff”-Norm MacDonald
God damn it spike. Stop fucking fate over. Any more and she'll be pregnant with your child, regardless of if she is a phisical goddess or not. That is okward enough. That is not even mentioning the fact that fate is your aunt in another reality. I mean damn. Her brother Murphy must be shaking his head or freaking out by now as his law is being used and abused.
(Great job on the chapter writer. Also the message above is a joke. I much enjoy you having spike fuck the universe up the ass. It is very entertaining. Also, yes fucking the universe up the ass makes it pregnant, cause fuck making sense.)
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The only Murphy I have is married to Fate in Dragon bounty hunter and oddworld spikes wrath, technically in a thousand steps she’s his great aunt.
ok. that's it. where is spike keeping all of his swagger?
10496799
That is the question of a Million Dollars. No one knows with exception of the author.
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Now THAT is something I am pretty much sure will happen, IF the Dominatrix from Spikes' dream is any indication
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I know another Murphy, but he barely shows up in the sequals (also never shows up in first story and is in an incredibly long story) and is more of a comidic side character. There are several sequals in this story line.
Recovery of the Heartbroken Dragon by Dante24
Ps. I wish you luck if you want to read this story to find the Murphy I'm talking about. I'm currently looking and it's a bitch to resist the urge to stop and read the book normally.
10496851
dang it! no how are we sapost to turn it off so the rest of us can have a chance?
10497191
Well, we could simply lock him up with his lovers somewhere, this way we would have a chance while the boy had his fun
10497203
but his swagger can still attract more girls. we won't even get a chance.
10497236
Well, that leaves us with one option, get rid of him. But if you have any other solution that does not involve us getting our hooves/claws dirty I am all ears
10497243
simple. we get blueblood to do it.
10497248
Haha! Now that's something we can work with! You get the "prince" and I bring spike. A few drinks and a gun plus some gossip about our little dragon friend should do the trick
You with me?
10497249
i like it. lets do this.
10497251
Alright, we need to get a bar, a secluded one, plus a gun and find a way to give it or make Blueblood use it, which will happen once he gets angry enough due to alcohol going to his head + learning that spike has been busy with, how many girls? I lost count
10497258
we'll jest say more then blueblood could dream up. i already got the bar in mind. all we jest need is the gun.
10497286
That might be a problem
10497289
see if you can get one from trixie. she might have one.
10497306
Getting one won't be a problem, I have a dozen of those things exactly for this purpose. The problem is how are we going to get it inside the bar and give it to Blueblood without anyone getting suspicions?
And don't forget we will have to deal with a Pinkie "Sherlock" Pie later
10497308
(right arm opens up) put it in here. (sees the strange look) what??
10497312
Nothing. Just weird to see another cyborg here (blinks an eye, turning it into a mechanic len) When do we start?
10497329
i only have the arm that's robo. anyway whenever we can.
10497334
Alright, I bring the Drake you bring the Blue. We meet at night
10497339
right. got it.
10497343
May the Force be with you and Murphy out of our plan or else everything will be for nothing
10497349
(sighs) ok. until then dude. (heads out)
10497355
I am in front of the bar, where are you?
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10497355
whispers in your ear: look behind you. Did you really think no one would notice? Murphy sends his regards.
10497411
well now ............ we're hosed.
10497382
we gotta bail dude! run for it!!
10497411
Good to know he is still kicking, I am going to love kill him * bows my head and takes a wood mask from my jacket, then places on my face and starts spinning like a tornado* Arrivederci
10497428
Don't you worry, I have everything under control * inserts "The Mask" theme* and we are finishing what we came here for
10497443
.............................. i am having conflicted thoughts right now.
10497571
* Shrugs* you get used to it * looks at the others cracking my neck* Show time!
Ah, and before I forget, where's the lizard?
10497577
uuh ............. half hour click away.
10497604
* Rolls my eyes*
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what? you asked ok.
10497638
I know but I am not so good with these therms * shrugs*, but I got the idea * takes out an old-west pistol from my pocket*
10497646
how'd you get an antic like that???
10497691
I love historical weapons, and Lone Ranger was one of my Favorite movies back when I was a kid, so I got one for a.k.a stole from him. Now, let's get rid of the Dragon * shoots towards the floor*
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hey! wait up! (runs after)
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Where do you think you are going? We are done here * pats your shoulder and blows the smoke from the gun*
10497748
............ what jest happened??????????
10497937
I just killed our target without needing to aim * points towards Spike who was laying down in the floor, a straight hole in his head*
Now let's get the hell outta here! * Grabs you and jumps in an orange sports car*
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wait you can drive right????
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Let's find out !? * Revs the engine and stomps on the pedal leaving a trail of smoke and fire in the car's trail*
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(is hanging on for dear life because of the speed)
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YEEEHAAAA !!!! * keeps going before stopping at rundown looking house* Whelp, we are here. Now let's go * jumps from the car and drags you inside*
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(face is still frozen in a mix of fear and wind speed)
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* Enters the house and moves towards the stairs, stopping to press my hand. Soon a light shines up and an elevator opens up*