Project Feghootenberg

by anotheraccount

Entry 2 - Ribbons

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were sitting at an outside table at a cafe in Ponyville. Pinkie Pie was happily munching on her chocolate cookie, and Rainbow Dash sipped on her hot cocoa.

Rainbow Dash looked around to see if anypony was nearby, and then leaned closer to Pinkie Pie. “So, Pinkie, I need to ask...what’s the deal with ponies wearing Barnyard Bargain ribbons around their leg joints?” Rainbow Dash waived her hoof in a circle above her head. “They are everywhere in Ponyville!”

Pinkie Pie finished chewing her cookie and swallowed. “Oh, I can answer that! Filthy Rich started giving out some free groceries on an ad-hock basis.”

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

Wonderfully horrible pun combo. Best of luck in the contest.

[bahatumay]

An anatomy pun. I'm impressed.

[TDR]

Oh this was worse.

[Super Trampoline]

[Forgetful]

Well, I'll give you a upvote and even a favorite to my bookshelf.

Just know by doing so...

I'm ashamed of my shelf.

[Inquisitor M]

I wish I could just give you all the points for brevity!

[Amos Anon]

Sigh. What have I got myself into?

[Super Trampoline]

Thanks for entering the contest! Here's a reading!