Sgt. Frog and My Little Pony Crossover

by MidnightCrew

Chapter 19

Twilight wheeled herself into Pinkie’s party. “SHE’S HERE! TWILIGHT, SAY THE LINE!”

She laughed. “I’m the T to to the W-I-L-I-G-H-T, and ain’t no other pony troll it down like me. I’m Twilightlicious.”

Pinkie sprung up. “I’m the P to the inkie to the P to I to E, and while I'm at it bronies, WON'T YOU PLEASE BE FRIENDS WITH ME?! I'm Pinkielicious!"

Fluttershy kicked at the dirt. “Um, I’m the F to the L-U-T-T-E-R-S-H-Y, and the thought of all the ponies watching just makes me want to cry. I’m...Flutterlicious...”

Rainbow growled. “I’m the R to the A-I-N-B-O-W Dash, and I’m way too cool to end this with a rhyme. I’m...Rainbowlicious...”

Applejack rolled her eyes. “I’m the A to the P to the other P-L-E, and ain't no other pony buck it up like me. I'm Applelicious!"

Rarity clapped. “I’m the R to the A to the R and I-T-Y, there isn’t anypony who could hate me if they try! I’m fabulous! I mean, Rarilicious.”

Vinyl Scratch approached Twilight. “When will you be out of that wheelchair? That sure is some bite.”

She nodded softly. “Very soon.”

Vinyl went back behind the turntables. “Let’s start this party off with Friday!”

All of them groaned.

“The polka version.” They cheered. Pinkie hopped in with instruments on her back and started playing. It was pretty funny.

Ditzy Doo suddenly burst in. “I heard you wanted me to sing?"

Rainbow facehoofed. “Why is Derpy here?”

“It’s Ditzy.”

“Whatever.”

“Hi!... Hi...
Hello? Hello?
Are you on?
Mr. Mike?

Listen up Derp!
Got the wrong end!
Flip the mike over and then begin...

Ohhh!

Derpalicious
Definition
Crosseyed, vision's hazy
Seein' double causes trouble
'Specially when I'm baking
Muffin mixin'
In the kitchen
Batter sloshin'
Plates are droppin'
No need to do the dishes
All broken!
Somethin's glitchin'

I'm derpalicious
Oh so precious
I'll be your muffin princess
When the oven starts to heat up
Muffins I'm a fixin'
I'm a ditzin'
I make them firemen clop clop
And they'll be breakin' off the lock
For a taste of what I got!

I'm derpalicious
I like my muffins hot hot
Your muffin princess
I make the firemen clop clop
Miss muffin mixin'
I'm gonna eat 'em on the spot
I'm derpalicious

D-d-d-d-ditzy ditzy
Derpalicious, yeah
Derpalicious, yeah
Derpalicious, yeah
Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah

Derpalicious
A tradition
Wall-eyed in a crowd
Don't pay attention
In transition
Mail mares are allowed
I'm a ditzy pony
And I can hardly see
And can't no other filly
Flake it out like me

I'm derpalicious
Oh so precious
My bubbles are ambitious
They bounce, pop, and spin
Straight all up on the Princess
I'm a dimwit
Make the firemen clop clop
And they'll be breakin' off the lock
For a taste of what I got!

I'm derpalicious
I like my muffins hot hot
Your muffin princess
I make the firemen clop clop
Miss muffin mixin'
I'm gonna eat 'em on the spot
I'm derpalicious

La la la la la la la
Derp it out!

Derpin', derpin', derpin'
My brain's not workin'
I'm cross-eyed all the time
Run into walls, I'm blind!
I'm so ditzy ditzy
I'm so herpy derpy
Muffins tasty tasty
Ponies think I'm crazy

D to the E to the R P Y
Oh yes she's nuts
The H to the O to the O V E S
Derpy Hooves
Yeah
Derpy
You go girl
D-d-d hit it Derpy

All my ponies gather round
Thinkin' I'm a clown
Watch my eyes bounce up and down
Derpin' to the sound
I just wanna tell ya now
Muffins by the pound
I don't wanna suga mama
I just want a muffin man
When I drop the mix
Feel a lil' bit defeated
But I don't really care
Cuz I'm still gonna eat it
Disabled
But that's just an ole pony's tale

Cuz I'm derpalicious
Your muffin princess
La la, la la la la, la la, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la

Buh bye!”

Rainbow's jaw hit the floor. “WOO! DO ANOTHER SONG!” Keroro cheered.

“B-b-b-b-b-blonde hair
Derp eyes
Always thinkin'
Ooo ooo
Derpy Hooves is on the loose like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo

Spaced out
Confused
Expression so like
Ooo ooo
Ditzy Doo is on the move like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo

And I...
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
To goof around

And I...
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
To be a clown

I think I should know ...
How...
To act like like a normal filly
But get so bored and just have to spazz out

Now...
D-E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out

Wow...
There's no need to worry
Cuz derpin, I just can't live without

Now...
D-E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out

Muffins
Bubble butt
Favorite things like
Ooo ooo
Derpy hooves is not discreet like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo

Wild-eyed
Mail mare
Loosin' it like
Ooo ooo
Ditzy Doo is trottin' through like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo

And I...
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
To goof around

And I...
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
To be a clown

I think I should know ...
How...
To act like like a normal filly
But get so bored and just have to spazz out

Now...
D-E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out

Wow...
There's no need to worry
Cuz derpin', I just can't live without

Now...
D E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out

You know that medication
Just won't work on me
I don't need glasses to help me see
I derp and do it willingly
Cause derpin' is better than drugs

You can derp it too
No matter where you are
Don't even need a cool mail car
Cross your eyes and you'll go so-o far
Cause derpin' is better than drugs

I think I should know ...
How...
To act like like a normal filly
But get so bored and just have to spazz out

Now...
D-E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out

Wow...
There's no need to worry
Cuz derpin', I just can't live without

Now...
D-E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out.”

She took a muffin and ran out.

Kululu looked confused. “O...kay then... Twilight!” He ran over to Pinkie and whispered in her ear. She nodded and told Vinyl Scratch.

How can I just let you walk away - just let you leave without a trace?
When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooooh
You're the only one who really knew me at all...

Twilight blushed as she had Kululu take her hoof. And she stood up. Everyone cheered as they embraced.

How can you just walk away from me when all I can do is watch you leave?
'Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain, and even shared the tears
You're the only one who really knew me at all
So, take a look at me now - well, there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me - just the memory of your face
Take a look at me now, well, there's just an empty space
And you coming back to me is against the odds and that's what I've got to face

I wish I could just make you turn around - turn around and see me cry
There's so much I need to say to you - so many reasons why
You're the only one who really knew me at all

So take a look at me now, well, there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me - just the memory of your face
Now, take a look at me now 'cause there's just an empty space
But to wait for you is all I can do and that's what I've got to face
Take a good look at me now 'cause I'll still be standing here
And you coming back to me is against all odds - it's the chance I've got to take

Take a look at me, now