• Published 19th Aug 2012
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Sgt. Frog and My Little Pony Crossover - MidnightCrew



It's Keroro's fault again, and the platoon is in Equestria, with the remote broken! What will they do?

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Chapter 14

Giroro walked over. "Hey guys, got a message from the boss, we need to talk more."

"Okay! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH-" Twilight shoved her hoof in Pinkie's mouth.

"No, not like that."

Pinkie smiled. "Oh! you mean like 'me? Ruin? I'm not the ruiner, I'm the ruinee! Or is it ruinness? Ruinette?' Or, 'more balloons! No, that's too many balloons. More candy! No, less candy. Ooh! I know! Strea-'"

"No, Pinkie. not various quotes. We should just...well...talk about each other, I guess."

Keroro jumped up. "Okay! GIRORO HAS A PONY GIRLFRIEND! What? It's funny to say!"

Giroro turned around. "So what? YOU have a boyfriend!"

Tamama jumped up. "NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY SARGE LIKE THAT!"

He rolled his eyes. "I rest my case. Oh, KULULU HAS A PONY GIRLFRIEND! You're right! It is funny to say!"

Twilight turned away. "He does not."

"Oh yes I do, ku ku ku."

"Shut up, wise guy."

Pinkie rolled in a cannon. "PARTY CANNON!" She pulled the string, and it fired at Kululu's face. He sat there with a party hat on.

"Charming," he muttered sarcastically.

Spike ran to Rarity. "I LIKE HER!"

"Noooooo, really?"

"I like you too, Spikey-Wikey! You're such a good friend for helping me with my dresses!"

"Friendzoned," Kululu whispered.

Pinkie grabbed the screen. "Hey, the chapter's not over, right? It needs to be longer!" Twilight sighed.

"No, Pinkie, it's not over. There is just going to be a song for the rest of it."

"YAY! LET'S GO 8-BIT!"

Twilight facehoofed. "We can't. There will be hardly any words in it."

"Aawww. What about the CMC theme?"

"Fine."

Look, here, are three little ponies
Ready to sing for this crowd
Listen up, 'cause here's our story
I'm gonna sing it
Very loud!

When you're a younger pony
And your flank is very bare
Feels like the sun will never come
When your cutie mark's not there

So the three of us will fight the fight
There is nothing that we fear
We'll have to figure out what we'll do next
Till our cutie marks are here!

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks

They all say that you'll get your mark
When the time is really right
And you know just what you're supposed to do
And your talent comes to light

But it's not as easy as it sounds
And that waiting's hard to do
So we test our talents everywhere
Until our face is blue

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks!