• Published 19th Aug 2012
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Sgt. Frog and My Little Pony Crossover - MidnightCrew



It's Keroro's fault again, and the platoon is in Equestria, with the remote broken! What will they do?

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Chapter 12

"...so then, I made faces at them, and then, ooh! I sang this song!" He whimpered.

"When I was a little filly, and
The sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they
Would always make me frown

I'd hide under my pillow
From what I thought I saw,
But Granny Pie said
That wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

She said
Pinkie
You gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears

You'll see
That they can't hurt you
Just laugh to make them disappear

HA HA HA!

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up at the creepy
Whoop it up with the weepy

Chortle at the kooky
Snortle at the spooky
And tell that big dumb scary face
To take a hike and leave you alone
And if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna...
Ahahaha, haha! Ohoho!
LAAAAAAAAAUGH!"

Kululu's glasses broke completely. "AUGHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!"

"Get ahold of yourself, Sergeant Major..." Keroro muttered.

"Pinkie is the new Angol Mois," Tamama cackled.

He ran around, not being able to see anything. Twilight rolled her eyes and fixed his glasses with her magic. "There." She tried to levitate them onto him, but he wouldn't stop running. She used her magic to grab him. He got up and sat in the corner. Pinkie ran over.

"Come on and party!" Kululu started crying from the amount of annoyance. "Just leave me alone." Pinkie's mane went flat as she walked away.

Twilight looked at Keroro. "Is he always-"

"He hates people with pure hearts. He's depressed right now." She picked him up and tried to lift the depressed aura off him. A little went away as he walked back over.

"Fine..."

Pinkie's mane poofed out. "YAY!"

Dororo turned to Fluttershy. "Sing Fireflies."

"I..." Pinkie tossed her the microphone. She whimpered in response.

"You can do it." Fluttershy glanced around nervously and took a breath.

"You would not believe your eyes
If ten million Fluttershys
Flew in the room as I fell asleep
'Cause they'd fill the open air
And their squeaking everywhere
Would be so cute
That I would just stand and smile

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony
Would come to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams

'Cause into my room they'd fly
Those ten thousand pegasi
As they sung me lullabies to sleep
'Time to lay your sleepy head
Hush now, time to go to bed'
I'd slumber then,
Snug under my warm bedspread

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony
Would come to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams
When I fall asleep

Don't close my browser for a bit
Please send me a pony here
'Cause I need another pony hit
Please send me a pony here
Why can't I stop with one more peek
Please send me a pony here
It's 5am, and I need to sleep

To ten million Fluttershys
I'm weird, 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell
But I'll know where several hide
When my dreams get pony-fied
'Cause I saved a few
And into my room they'll glide

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony
Would come to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony
Would come to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony
Would come to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause I'm obsessed with ponies, so it seems..."

"GROUP HUG!" Fluttershy was buried under a pile of ponies and frogs.