Anon, through happenstance, finds himself in Equestia. It's a dream come true. Though, he brought along The Thing with him. Interesting enough, she seems to like him... a little too much.
An Anon in Equestria story? Cool beans. One of those "character from a world where MLP is a cartoon and he gets sucked into a cartoon world" stories? It's shit. I'm not at all surprised that the first thing Anon does it be a weird, creepy, socially-oblivious asshole and sniff the first pony he finds. I like your other stuff, but I'm passing on this dumpster fire.
9501242 Goofy and energetic is what I aimed for, so I'm glad that I am nailing that. I like to consider this the story I am serious about not taking it seriously. It's useful when I am writing something serious and I pull this up to change the pace of things to keep me motivated.
That said, I have no idea when the next update will be, but it is being worked on. Slowly. Work and life sure takes me away from my hobbies, and when I do have time, I'm so exhausted that all I want to do is Netflix and chill.
I know she’s a creepy mother fucker, but imagine all of your kinks being made into reality.
Ah yes, all zero of them.
A nitpick: calling her a 'mother fucker' denotes the literal meaning of the phrase. A motherfucker is likely what you mean, assuming you don't mean Thingie is literally fuckin' someone's mom.
See the problem with imagined shoulder spirits is that they're still based on the entity imagining them, and this suspect to its misplaced priorities. Instead, trust your shoulder aliens! Much more reliable and with perspective to boot!
Huh neat
Dinner for her he’s going to eat a pony whether he likes to it or not
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Yeah, he's gonna 'eat' a pony.
I am both sickened and yet curious. Please continue.
An Anon in Equestria story? Cool beans. One of those "character from a world where MLP is a cartoon and he gets sucked into a cartoon world" stories? It's shit. I'm not at all surprised that the first thing Anon does it be a weird, creepy, socially-oblivious asshole and sniff the first pony he finds. I like your other stuff, but I'm passing on this dumpster fire.
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K.
This is awkwardly funny, you need to keep going
Awesome! I can't believe I missed this update! Can't wait for more! I really wish my writing style was as goofy and energetic as yours, hahaha!
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Goofy and energetic is what I aimed for, so I'm glad that I am nailing that. I like to consider this the story I am serious about not taking it seriously. It's useful when I am writing something serious and I pull this up to change the pace of things to keep me motivated.
That said, I have no idea when the next update will be, but it is being worked on. Slowly. Work and life sure takes me away from my hobbies, and when I do have time, I'm so exhausted that all I want to do is Netflix and chill.
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same, I'm part of the problem with ded stories D:
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Adulting is fun!
Kuzco
Ah yes, all zero of them.
A nitpick: calling her a 'mother fucker' denotes the literal meaning of the phrase. A motherfucker is likely what you mean, assuming you don't mean Thingie is literally fuckin' someone's mom.
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I wouldn't be surprised if she was.
See the problem with imagined shoulder spirits is that they're still based on the entity imagining them, and this suspect to its misplaced priorities. Instead, trust your shoulder aliens! Much more reliable and with perspective to boot!