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Not Enough Coffee


"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

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8820969
Excuse me but Thingpone came out in 1982 😡

8821123
Whoa now, someone who knows about the actual short story. I'm glad Carpenter followed it better than the original Thing from Another World. Veggie monsters are weirdaroni.

8821126
A balanced diet is always attained with some super carrots.

what did i just read and why do I like it

I’m going to be very upset if the next update is in the next several months, cause I can wait weeks. But this story has peaked my interest. Proceed.

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I was writing the next chapter a few moments ago, so no worries there, dude.

Kinda reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GC5rAX0xHg&t=0s&index=3&list=LL3QhxdSsNoZOggcl2P9iAzg What sorta upload schedule are you planning for this? I'm out of thingpone stories to read, and need MOAR! ;3

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No solid schedule, so whenever I finish a chapter, be that a couple weeks or a couple months. Either way, I won't stop uploading chapters to this story till it's finished. I'd say it'll reach somewhere between 25 to 35k words.

“And don’t even think about alerting everypony here about what I am. Unless you’d like to be a part of me.”

I thought they would at least get to know that.

Why does she even think she is his wife there?

I need to get used to "random" probably being the main tag here.

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Why does she even think she is his wife there?

That's touched on next chapter. A lot of questions are answered throughout what I have planned, but right now is just an opening that is, what I'd hope, both funny and leaves people wanting more. Be that for answers or laughs.

I want to fuck cuddle Thing Pone so much! Seriously, she is just the best. Good luck capturing the perfect being that she is; so far you've done a decent job, albeit with some grammatical issues.

I don't know why but I fully support this.

Favourite movie creature and mlp crossover? Instant fav and reading...... hope it lives up to what I believe it to be.

Wait did Pinkie die by the Thing?

This is a great and unique idea for a story. I hope to see more in the future.

Yes, yes, all of this, in my face!

*motorboat noises*

Guess you can't really call it bestiality when it's The Thing....:-/

I love this and i don't know y :rainbowderp:

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Neither do I, but I find myself liking it as well. My guess is that eating that pony chilled it the hell out from assimilating their magic.

How the hell have I not heard of this story? Welp, time to read.

Love the story! I hope the author comes back...

I think everyone can agree on two question :
What the heck was that and WHY IT IS SO GOOD !


8820969
Best yandere not waifu ! Senpai you baka !

Awesome chapters, you are doing an amazing job. I can't wait to read the next one.:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Anon was breathing heavily, trying to refocus his mind. After a moment, he got up and said. “That’ll show you, Chad."

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He's starting to fall for her aww

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I'm free from work on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. For the most part. I'll be writing those days, and we'll see when the next chapter will be ready. I hope I'll be able to capture the vision I have for it.

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*<>* trailin into uncharted territory... 4x4 engaged

So happy to see you back! Missed this story!

Well, this has been on ice for a while.

I suppose thinking that meant it was dead would've been a mistake...

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I was dead for most of 2018, so nothing was written for anything. I got a job and I'm now working towards going to college for biology, and honestly It's a lot of work, but I want to make something of myself. It makes updates for anything of mine slow, but I do write, I can assure you. The next chapter is around 1,300 words done so far, and It's going at a steady pace.

Why else would he buy that five-hundred dollar, life-sized plush of Princess Luna?

Ah, a man of refined tastes. I approve of him and the story so far. Feel bad for poor Amber though. Oh Anon, keep her away from Fluttershy's place. Those huskies in the movie could tell something was wrong with the disguised Thing, if same thing can be said about her animals then there will be an unfortunate feeding frenzy.

Dinner for her he’s going to eat a pony whether he likes to it or not

I am both sickened and yet curious. Please continue.

An Anon in Equestria story? Cool beans. One of those "character from a world where MLP is a cartoon and he gets sucked into a cartoon world" stories? It's shit. I'm not at all surprised that the first thing Anon does it be a weird, creepy, socially-oblivious asshole and sniff the first pony he finds. I like your other stuff, but I'm passing on this dumpster fire.

Mission failed.

We'll get'em next time

This is awkwardly funny, you need to keep going :pinkiehappy:

Awesome! I can't believe I missed this update! Can't wait for more! I really wish my writing style was as goofy and energetic as yours, hahaha!

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Goofy and energetic is what I aimed for, so I'm glad that I am nailing that. I like to consider this the story I am serious about not taking it seriously. It's useful when I am writing something serious and I pull this up to change the pace of things to keep me motivated.

That said, I have no idea when the next update will be, but it is being worked on. Slowly. Work and life sure takes me away from my hobbies, and when I do have time, I'm so exhausted that all I want to do is Netflix and chill.

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