Fallout: Equestria – Hold the Pineapple (Audio Files)

by MuseoSansPony

Audio Log #007: Augur

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**steady beep of a heart monitor**

(Unknown Pony) There, good as new. I swear if I have to fix another one of these for the rest of eternity, it will be too soon.

Huh...what? Where am I? What happened? Who are you?

(Unknown Pony) Hmm..no when or why question? No matter. I fixed your recorder. Manehatten General. I’m not sure, according to your chart you washed up on the shore. And lastly, you may call me Higgs. It's not time to tell my story.

Y-you fixed it? You know what it is? P-pickle barrel.

(Higgs) Ha, guess I should play along. Kumquat. Yes, clever hiding it in a tie. Things have come along way, haven’t they? You have a part to play in all this, I’m just helping make it happen. Can’t stray from the right path again.

Ok, now I’m confused.

(Higgs) Oh, don’t worry your little head, Pineapple. It's nothing of your concern. I’m sure you’ll just eighty-six your part.

(Unknown pony) **faint as if the blowing of the wind** Not with what is mine.

Wh-what was that?

(Higgs) Just a grouchy bug, it's not her time yet.

Wait, the..um...Tribal gifts?

(Higgs) You were found alone, but they’ll turn up. I just know it. Now I must be going, gotta send a DJ a message. Want your bowtie back?

Y-yeah. **magic sound**

(Higgs) And here I thought only unicorn’s did magic. Adieu. **receding hoofsteps**Odd faint swishing sound**Door slamming shut**

**Door opening**

(Veggie Calzone) Piney, oh I’m so glad your ok. **kissing sounds**

Yeah, honey I’m alright.

(Veggie Calzone) When father told me what happened I was in a panic. I couldn't live without you. Your my precious love bug.

Your what?

(Veggie Calzone) **clearing throat** I’ll talk to my father about not sending you out on such dangerous family business, but I’m glad your fitting in.

F-fitting in greeeeaat.

(Veggie Calzone) Here, let me help you put your tie back on.

No, I got–

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Author's Note:

Wonder who Higgs is? How can Pineapple, who is an earth pony in the cover art, do magic?

All shall be revealed eventually.

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