Fallout: Equestria – Hold the Pineapple (Audio Files)

by MuseoSansPony

Audio Log #003: The Delivery

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-alm, I’m calm. It's just a normal pickup and delivery job. Three Cheese is even paying me. **gulp** I really hope it is nothing illegal.

(Pepperoni Calzone) You done counting kid? Trust me, everything is here.

A-and EAST Corp won’t miss these computers.

(Pepperoni Calzone) Don’t worry about it.

But shouldn’t I...you know, know the story incase the pinks stop me or...um something.

(Pepperoni Calzone) **sigh** I miss the old...just don’t panic and avoid main roads.

O-ok there are six terminals? Right?

(Pepperoni Calzone) It's one, in several parts. Tell Three Cheese, if he wants more he may need to approach EAST sale department.

Wait….these are stolen?

(Pepperoni Calzone) shshshshshshsh, misplaced. It happens all the time, counts are off. Things got put on the wrong truck. Happens all the time. Honest mistake. Now get going. I need to deliver the rest of these or I’ll be fired.

**galloping, panting, chariot sounds for several minutes**

Fuck **pant** fuck **pant** I was just the accomplice in a theft. I can’t just not deliver them now, but what if Pumpkin can’t get me immunity. I could still go down for this.

(Unknown mare) You’ll be fine.

Wh-who's there?

(Unknown mare) It's Pumpkin.

P-Pickle Barrel.

(Pumpkin Cake) Kumquat.

**sigh of relief** What are you doing here?

(Pumpkin Cake) Just looking out for my favorite cousin, your immunity is secure. What have you got in the truck.

A terminal from E-EAST Corp. Might not be legit.

(Pumpkin Cake) Hmmm, I don’t know if it will be enough. The pony who gave you this might go down for larceny, but we need something to get big Three Cheese. So take it to him as asked.

H-how did you find me?

(Pumpkin Cake) That tie has a tracker and is constantly sending your heart rate and location. If I receive an increased heart rate or none at all I know your in trouble and I can swoop in.

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(Pumpkin Cake) Tonight I just got a small increase in your heart rate and was seeing if you were ok. Don’t worry, I’ll be there before we get no heart rate. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. You’re not gonna die on my watch.

D-do you have any leads on Eighty-Six? If you manage to catch him I’ll feel a lot safe.

(Pumpkin Cake) Shapeshifters are hard to find, and I can’t spare much resources...this operation is off the books for now. I’ll do what I can.

Thanks, but unless I r-really am in danger. Can you let me know before you drop in. I w-was given a gun….I may have used it.

(Pumpkin Cake) Noted. And your tie is crooke–

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Author's Note:

any comment I had for here contained spoilers, no you get this note instead.