Honestly really hawt.

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What was so 'hawt' about it?

God dammit Bendy...

Do you wake up every morning and have a new, wonderful thought that goes, "I have an idea."

Because you sir are a genius. A weird one, but a genius.

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I got really drunk and the hangover helped me make this.

What did you like about this story?

This was a pretty good story.

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What did you find good about it?

I really love how this story is all about Twilight's massive butt.

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Gotta love that big purple butt.

What else did you like?

I like to think that my comedy stories are enough to get people going, but you are on a whole different level. AND you manage to do it with only 1/4 or less of what I type. Bravo, you bastard!

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Thanks. Hopefully this story could inspire you to make your own giant pony x human human romance. We have a lack of them.

Way to use pone butt as yeour cover your hore.

2/Banana Pudding

Unsubscrive. Unfriended. Unsober. Un-not putting a hit out on you white ass.

PS; i not drunk as I write ghis

This one was really good.
Gj bendy

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Man, you know I have very low standards. This not the first time I have done this. This is me you're talking about... me... Bendy.

7999433 Honestly, it was a well written short story with some good ol' ass-worship and that's enough for me.

7999502 Baby, you don't have to stoop to those standards to get me ba"ked as a rock.

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What did you find good about it?

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I should probably add a bonus chapter with some more clop.

7999465 I'm just here for the sparkly booty.

7999494 I didn't even know that was a thing.

7999514 I would like that, thank you.

This was so random, but I'm laughing so have an upvote.

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What parts made you laugh?

"Flexo Feathers", huh? Good to see you finally have a pony OC. Took you more for the Earth Pony type, but eh.

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It's Bender's counterpart. Remember Flexo?

Did you find this story funny? I think I like unicorns and alicorns the most.

7999397 Because you wrote it.

7999501 IMJOININGACULTJOININGACULTJOININGACULT!

7999564 I remember what he looks like, but I had forgotten his name. As for the story, it's exactly what I expected when I saw Twilight + Anon + size difference. Classic Bendy.

7999554 My favorite quotes:

However, these days she teleports her tears to other lifeless planets across the universe to terraform the planets so that life can form.”

Where do you come up with this stuff? Lmao.

Also:

“Worship my butt, small penised male!” she boomed.

Basically sums up the entire story in six words xD

7999414 It's... different. That's what I like about your work. Every fic that is sent in by users usually have the same HiE premise with the same problems and the same idea.

But you... You take everything to a whole different realm. This story is like all your other stuff, wacky, silly, and hilarious. Reminds me of Looney Toons for adult swim.

Also, Princess Twi Ass! You can't say no to that!

7999514 i really enjoyed the cast away reference and the part about the alicorn who created life.

7999514 i really enjoyed the cast away reference and the part about the alicorn who created life.

7999605 WHICHONEWHICHONEWHICHONE?

The hell is a beautyberry, and why does anon know what they smell like?

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I came up with it from a lot of drink and the hangover after.

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Well, Twilight does spend a lot of time just sitting around reading. That's going to make her butt quite big.

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How about no. I enjoyed writing this silly story. Why should I delete it?

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I googled purple berry and that's what I needed to reference what Twilight tastes like.

Did you enjoy this story?

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Interesting bit of world building there.
Desperate much Twilight?
Very amusing and cracked as usual.

8000734 noice

Why dose these horse keep interrupting my sleep is it too much to ask for

And great story as allways

I personally prefer 'big purple belly' but i still love your wacky stories!