Choose Your Own Adventure: Your Self Insert Asks Pinkie Pie for a Date

by Palm Palette

(7)

“We should graze at the park,” you say.

“What?” Pinkie raises an eyebrow. “Are you seriously suggesting that we should go and eat grass off the ground?”

“Uh, yes?”

She holds up her rock, then looks at you and cocks her head. “I can't tell if you're horribly cheap, or some kind of nature freak. Either way, I'm going to have to say no. That's just too extreme in the wrong direction.”

“Wait! It's neither of those. I, uh, was thinking of cows.”

“Cows?”

“Yes?”

Pinkie snorts and glares. “I look like a cow to you!?”

“Er...”

“I was being nice, but you've mooved me otherwise. I'm seeing red, and that's no bull. You're an udder failure, and your pathetic attempt at romance should be put out to the pasture. I'm going to herd off, and leave you with that cud to chew on. Bye!” With that, Pinkie storms off.

Well, you certainly got a reaction out of her, but it wasn't the one you wanted. She had a cow and trampled you with bad puns. For shame.

Go back.

Comments

[Phenoix12]

Moo

[Stonecrop Sedum]

Nooooo! First end I got.

[Andy Ray]

Wait!.. "Graze" means "to eat grass like a"... well, cow ... I have so screwed up and shall feel ashamed for the rest of my life as a character in a "choose your own adventure"!..