Tried to make a story as vanilla as I could with a changeling protagonist. As you can see I failed horribly on the vanilla part.

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This fic will focus on Loneling's adventures after he left the hive. There will be another story that continues the story arc to see what happens after Nuptial Flight and this one, but it will be way down the line.

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I aim to please!

I'm starting to see oviposition porn become more and more popular. And that...that's just swell.

I like where this is going!

6223328 It's pretty vanilla, if you're a commensal oviparous insect-horse-thing, I guess?

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Yap, pretty hard to do a vanilla fic when you have a bugger that's so fucked up by nature as a protagonist. Also Chrysalis in the first chapter, that doesn't help
Two hives battling for supremacy! One with experience on their side; one with siren hybrids, Chrysalis,two pony sirens and an Aria... We'll see how that turns out.

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But it's still not enough! We need more! We need to spread the egg agenda everywhere in Equestria, and Loneling is on the case.

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Turns out writing comedy porn is the most fun you can have! Glad this one is getting such a positive reception. Also my first story to get in the featured box, I'm crying tears.

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But it's still not enough! We need more! We need to spread the egg agenda everywhere in Equestria, and Loneling is on the case.

Oh, I know. But don't worry, my wife and I are currently working on several oviposition MLP fics that should be coming out pretty soon. Hopefully, that'll appease the egg lovers out there.

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Gonna have to give your Infestation story a try, but it looks dark as balls! I'm normally too much of a pansy to enjoy gore mind you.

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It's really not as dark as it looks, I promise. I hope ya like it.

This-I just-WOW, my sides! Hot, AND hilarious in equal measure! Sweet Celestia...

LMAO. As soon as I saw the story and its description I knew it would be featured, and low and behold! But really, good job on the writing. That changeling must have eidetic memory or a really good imagination, though.

6224694 well if twilight "contributes" you'll have changelings that can possibly manipulate raw pure magic

Wait, Chrysalis likes to play 'the male?'
...
Shining armor better check his flank for eggs.

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Mission accomplished! Happy days
Next chapters will be in the same vein of humor and kinkiness, hope you enjoy!

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Well I sure was surprised; didn't think it would make it up there, but I'm really happy people like it so much.
Loneling has been Chrysalis' favorite for as far as he can remember. All his life as been about sex, being a lazy twat and reading books. So he has excellent memory for all his sexual escapades and is awkward as balls.

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Only if Twilight does the deed with a changeling queen, that's the only way to make hybrids that will inherit her capacities. Drone eggs are basically a clone of the one who lays them, with some random mutations for diversity, the host doesn't influence the brood. There is one Queen around that would gladly assist Twilight in making babies, but I don't think that would really help the cause.

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Chrysalis doesn't lay eggs, she creates hybrids by impregnating ponies the mammalian way. You can check out Nuptial Flight if you want some insight as to how the changeling queen breeding cycle works. Don't be scared by the dark tag, the theme is a little heavy but the tone is very much like Sexual Escapades.

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Indeed! By the way, the word 'loneling'? Friggin' genius.

Mind if I use that?

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I didn't come up with "Loneling", it's the name he was given by the community (at Derpibooru at least) after he appeared at the wedding. Next chapter will have an in-story reason for his nickname, but in the end he was named like all the other background ponies: brony hive-mind.
So he's like any other BGP, use him like you want! If you want to make him appear like he is in this story no problem! Go nuts

6223759 What a beautiful choice of words.

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I don't think I understand.

Wait...swell.

Believe it or not, that's not actually what I meant when I wrote that. I made a fantastic pun and I didn't even realize it till just now! I'm gonna go sit in the corner and thin about my mistakes until I've learned my lesson.

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But that's the best kind of puns! Beautiful natural and Freudian-slippery!
Also I didn't even see it either, so I may have to join you in the shameful corner.

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I'm gonna go sit in the corner and thin about my mistakes until I've learned my lesson.

Aw no, don't thin about them! We can't have that!

Only messing, haha.

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Congrats on being on the featured page. I also can't help but see Loneling doing it with Fluttershy and Twilight walking in on them.

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To see Fluttershy he has to get out of jail first, and making the local Princess puke is not really a good first step
Wait no... Welp you just gave me an idea for chapter 03. Yeees, this will do nicely!

6223328 GOD! THIS IS FUCKING AROULARIOUS!

Get it?

Arousing? And Hilarious?

No?

...

Sorry...

I absolutley love Lonelings nonchalant manner.^^

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Well I didn't mean HIM, I meant using it as a term to refer to changelings that leave their hive behind and strike out on their own, but okay then!

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Hilarousing sounds better
And I'm happy you found it aroularious, hope you keep it that way with future chapters.

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Live with Chrysalis for most of your life and anyone would become pretty mellow I guess. Except when you smell someone in need of "comfort". Then you'll be conditioned to respond pronto in fear of losing your genitals.

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If you want to use the term that way be my guest, just know that for some part of the fandom it will be the name of that particular changeling. So that could engender some confusion.

6226360 Clop is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Sorry if I don't shelve it, but I'm sure you understand right?

Can't... have my friends making fun of me.

Jolly good story though!

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Nah, don't worry about it.
This whole account started as a way to favorite clop and not let it show in my first account, so I understand.

have Loneling get a whiff of Spike when Rarity's around him. . .

What'sup?

gross gross gross

sniff sniff ? ? ?. . . .!

sniff sniff ! ! !. . .?

bug hustle !

6226178 What about Aroulious?

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You're welcome!

For, now, before i begin reading, i shall say this. Yes, Yes i do like the idea.

6226555 Oh?

I would love to have a conversation with you!

But...

PM me with your other account sometime!

6227552 Works too!

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Is this a response to my pope joke on Nuptial Flight?
Also that picture is made of concentrated nightmares

6228628 What? No. The actions of the one mare who apparently hasn't gotten laid in a long time, when compared to the short bout of professionalism, is just...
She doesn't make sense. And she clearly isn't in heat, so it is just... Out of character. Sure, a shallow and hardly described character, but out of it nonetheless.

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... What?
Wait, are you talking about Sweet Mercy? Are you telling me that the character I created exclusively for this story... Is acting out of character? I'm sorry but that's the first time I've seen a commenter say that someone wrote their own OC acting out of character when the story just started... I'm a little baffled.

I mean if I understand what you are saying, you think that it's weird that she acted so calm before going all kinky? That's her character: she's a manehattanite, she's impulsive and strong headed. She has little shame and is somewhat irreverent. She purposely inhaled Loneling's pheromones to get aroused and weaken his concentration. That's what bad cops do, shake up the suspect so he gives up his story. And she never was professional to begin with. She was flirtatious since the beginning, then became aggressive (even with her colleague) before using her arousal to mess with Loneling.

Shallow and barely described? Well I only gave all her basic characteristics (female, pegasus, blue, chestnut mane) in the prologue, so it's very possible I could have done better, that I agree on.

6228796 She's not acting out of character, like you say, as, like you said, she is a brand new OC.
She's just... weird. She does stuff that seems unrealistic. But, you created this character. You know her the best, and it seems to me that that's just the type of character she is, as weird as it may seem.

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I wanted a kooky character to bounce off Loneling's nonchalant attitude, kinda like one of those crazy cops you see in comedy buddy movies (I love Rush Hour for example); I'll be careful about her characterization in the future though, don't want her to become so random that she loses any defining characteristics.

It's like watching a documentary on insect's reproduction AND a porn at the same time...

My brain did implosed.

More seriously, it is quite well writed. The humour is very fine and enjoyable and the descriptions are... Oh sweet gods... It's like a movie playing in my head and I don't know if it is very good or very wrong !!

Keep writing anyway. Lot of fun to read you. And I am already attached to Loneling. He is to much of a comic relief for me to not love him.

And the duo of cops are really funny to ! I bet you have some tricks to cast on them. X)

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I have to admit that my headcannon for changeling reproduction is a little national-geographic levels at times, I may have thought about it way too much. And I do like insects, so that doesn't help. Except praying mantises. Fuck those guys.

I'm glad you like my story; writing is very enjoyable, but if I can spread some fun it's even better! And if you ever find a chapter to be lacking in any way don't hesitate to tell me: happened in the prequel and I learned from it. But I still want to improve. As the Shadoks would say: "C'est en essayant continuellement que l'on finit par réussir."

Loneling and the two officers will have some time for themselves, can't let this be one long interrogation after all, they'll get to have fun.

6229730 I love your scientific precision. It is the job of a man who is fully in the thing and I... put a horse-mask I love it !
Pray Mantle are evil. Ants are the real deal !
And the Shadoks were also saying : "Si ça fait mal, c'est que ça fait du bien !!" And from this point, I can say that your fic makes me only some good ! XD
I mean, how dare you make me all excited about copulating insects ? I was already thinking me mad for watching ponies...

I see that your avatar is the mini-zerg that Blizzard gives you as a pet in WoW. Is that relevant of your tastes in sexiness ?

I will very much like to keep reading you, and I will be quite flattered if my comments can be helpful for you to improve your skill.

And also shame on you for remembering me the shadoks !! I feel old now !!

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Shadoks were like my favorite TV series when I was younger, their philosophy follows me to this day.
And ants are like the best thing ever, they were a huge inspiration for Nuptial Flight; it's even in the name

I mained zerg when I still played Starcraft, embodied the mentality of rush or bust: if rush gets countered by wall, throw banelings at it until everything burns. Terrans tears are delicious. I didn't even know you could get a baneling in WOW, only MMO I ever played is EVE online.

6229895 Aaaaaaah, the good old days on Eve Online... Immortal among the MMORPGs, Islandish Pearl of what a good community can do ! I used to have a cruiser. Used to have friends, to go on wars and exploration... And then I get a job. XD

You should read "Empire of the ants". It will be nearly orgasmic to you I bet.
But I also think you already read it. =/

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Had a battleship fully equipped with tech II lasers, good old Abaddon, flying space brick of doom. Then had a Hulk with max mining skills, mined for hours with a group of friends around an orca. It was like having coffee at a bar, except we could get fucked by gankers at any time.

Then it was the same for me: once I got a job and couldn't produce enough ISK to buy a PLEX every month I stopped. My poor pilot is stuck somewhere in space, with a cargo of about 300 corpses. Since I have time right now I looked up the PLEX price to see if I would come back to it, fucker costs a million now, double of what I was used to.

6229973 Ouch, must hurt to lose all that ! X)
Anyway, I'll read the prequel of that sequel while waiting for the next chapter. I'm not fond of the dazzlings but... I bet it will be interesting if Chrysalis found them.