Coco Pommel has two problems. A horrible boss and a dark, vulgar side of her just crying out to take over the mare’s life and try to solve all her problems with cussing and violence.
Seriously! Only four fucking hot dogs?! You’re never going to win any Poney Island eating contests if you stop at four!
Why the heck would I even enter?!
Fucking d’uuuuh! Free hotdogs!
Can't argue with that logic!
That sick fuck put it in her mouth and sounded like she was having a fucking double orgasm while she did it! I still can’t believe any pony would be fucked in the head enough to actually want that fucktard’s spit in their own mouth!
And here I wanted to forget that ever happened
Well fuck me sideways with a poleaxe…
Uh… no?
*DIES*
Hipsterdouche shook his head. “Hmmm…” he hummed in a way that showed he had somehow mastered the tone of a ‘disapproving father’, despite never having a kid.
6535108 Because Rarity has jury duty for all things celebrity by royal decree(she held Trenderhoof captive for a month and Twilight managed to lighten the sentence from Life imprisonment to Permanent Jury duty in celebrity matters and a restraining order of 2000 feet minimal distance from Trender) and you know she'll force a guilty verdict.
Can't argue with that logic!
And here I wanted to forget that ever happened
*DIES*
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Me too.
He'd probably get off on that.
And blog about it.
And then it'd start a weird fetish.
I can't even...
I'm laughing so hard I just got a headache
I'm now hearing this in Avenue Q voices.
I see what you did there
That's SOME behind.
I'm with Sassy Coco on this one. Hooooooly shite.
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WTFJH!?
There's the douche half...
...and there's the hipster half.
Best way to say that I've ever seen!
I'm starting to think this city needs to burn.
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But then we wouldn't have sassy Coco to insult it.
LIVE, DAMNIT, LIVE!
Love this story so much. Hope it updates soon.
Why can't she accept murder? No one will convict her.
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Because Rarity has jury duty for all things celebrity by royal decree(she held Trenderhoof captive for a month and Twilight managed to lighten the sentence from Life imprisonment to Permanent Jury duty in celebrity matters and a restraining order of 2000 feet minimal distance from Trender) and you know she'll force a guilty verdict.
I now imagine discord dressed like Lo Wang from shadow warrior wielding a fucking dildo sword.
And spewing dick jokes.