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Oh wow... Vulgar Coco is Vulgar.
This city is going to be in for a rude awakening when she finally snaps huh?
So we're finally about to see what happens when Justice4243 releases the limiter, huh? This should be fun!
Ugh, I've been places like that.
I'm having trouble picturing a pen shaped like toast.
Someone call the fashion police. My eyes have just been raped!
Probably IN the garbage.
So he's a society writer?
Concurrence!
*SPITTAKE*
I doubt it's even big enough to manage that.
Ewww, no! He'd taste like burnt ass and yeast infections!
At least she wasn't a walking eyesore. ...much...
Wow. Hipsterdouche isn't just a douche, he's a dipshit.
Bwahahahahaha!!
Ewwwwwwwww...
Bye-bye breakfast. I'll miss you.
Kick his fucking teeth in, Coco.
I really hope sassy Coco gets out of the mental cage. Shenanigans will ensue!
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It's real, believe it or not! echostains.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/sandwich-pen.jpg
Her boss isn't evil. He's just a hipster. Coco may want to get some therapy before she kills him.
5818546 The suck is strong with this one.
If this doesn't end in lesbian sex, you fucked up.
But seriously, loving this so far.
All I can say is that Coco's boss would love downtown Seattle.
Well he's gotta get milk for his coffee from SOMEWHERE...
Wow, Coco's pretty far gone if that's her actual reaction to casual homicide.
*spittake*
*DIES*
No, five-year-olds are a lot more foul-mouthed than Coco. *shudder*
Ew is right. That's grounds for a sexual harrassment suit.
Pigeons are way too smart and classy to let something like that fuck them.
WAY too easy.
That's also only for solicitation and possession with intent to sell. These are some really jumpy, ill-informed hobos.
I smell two hobos that just smelled a sucker.
*DIES*
OH MY GOD!
Normal!Coco gets a zing in! Awesome!
Look out, here comes Saddle Rager! She's gonna kill them all! With her QUEEF MACHINE!
You know what? Screw it. Just kill him and be done with it.
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There's just way too much in this chapter for me to comment on every single thing, so I'll just pick and choose a select handful of things.
You forgot to de-italicize the non-thought part in the middle there.
What does Sassy Coco have against Rarity?
Manehattan
Oh, Coco...
Hey, if Hoity Toity started walking around with a cow patty on his head, Rarity would buy a cow patty for every day of the week.
That would require actual self-respect. Far more than selling foil and duct tape trash bags requires, anyway...
You're obligated by law to write that now, you know.
This assumes he was ever right ONCE.
There's probably somepony there who'd PAY her to do that.
So...Coco's making ends meet by bilking Rarity, a good friend who HELPED her?
Wow.
Just...wow.
She didn't get Coco out from under Suri fast enough.
Oh, lord, I cannot wait for the inevitable meltdown!!
She gon' fuck shit up!!
Poor Coco. I really hope something goes right for her... but everything going wrong is just too funny. I can't tell if I'm a horrible person or not...
My first thought upon seeing the title was 'Scrappy Coco' and once that was in my head I had to see what the fuck this was about.
Can't wait for the inevitable moment she snaps.
5848166 It will be GLORIOUS. Everyone, bring your cameras!
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Got these! Thank you!
Forgot to right-justify this.
Brilliant chapter! I'm loving the story so far!
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Thanks! Fixed!
Glad you're enjoying the story! 
Oh my god, Rarity. Why?
I am looking forward to the point where Coco simply has no bucks to give anymore.
By the sun and moon that's SO TACKY!
5850138 she will tell douche:
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The sad thing is that those bags would probably have a lot more structural integrity if there weren't any duct tape. Well, one of the sad things...
It is sad to see Rarity blinded by fame. I know this is meant as an extra-silly story, but that's going rather overboard. Of course, the very existence of Hipsterdouche makes it clear that taking this story seriously isn't a good idea.
In any case, I look forward to the inevitable and glorious release of Sassy Coco on an unsuspecting Equestria. I just hope her suffering isn't too prolonged beforehand.
Fucking magical. Just as funny as that one time I went to a ranch and there was a guy trying to deep throat a enormous horse cock. Keep it up you pussy fuck
10/10 would cuss again
Can't argue with that logic!
And here I wanted to forget that ever happened
*DIES*
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Me too.
He'd probably get off on that.
And blog about it.
And then it'd start a weird fetish.
I can't even...
I'm laughing so hard I just got a headache
I'm now hearing this in Avenue Q voices.
I see what you did there
That's SOME behind.
I'm with Sassy Coco on this one. Hooooooly shite.
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Glad you liked it!
5848952 Umm... I think you're making Rarity a bit too obsessed now. It's funny as hell, but as disturbing as heaven for me.
WTFJH!?
There's the douche half...
...and there's the hipster half.
Best way to say that I've ever seen!
Hah!
If she killed him, no jury would convict her.
Rarity, save her!
Kill him. PLEASE kill him.
Rarity, I'm so disappointed in you.
I'm starting to think this city needs to burn.
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But then we wouldn't have sassy Coco to insult it.
LIVE, DAMNIT, LIVE!
Love this story so much. Hope it updates soon.
THE PRODIGAL COCO RETURNS!
Sassy Coco's lines are still gold. Totally worth the wait.
Very nice to see this back.
Though I was half-waiting for Oddjob to tell Coco that the cake she had was the one thing in the restaurant that didn't have extra ingredients, as a concession to those who might not be into that kind of things but were there with other ponies. I thought there might have been another reason the description of it was glossed over. Given the rest of Coco's day, it just seems like something to rub a little more salt into the wounds.
Isnt Oddjob an assasin in the Bond movies?
So.. she's a trained killer that just so happens to work in places where almost everyone get sick?
And a sassy Coco that has half of ..her.. be really willing (and the know-how) to go on a murder spree.
Clearly, they are meant for eachother.
Why can't she accept murder? No one will convict her.
I'm telling you, murder is the only solution.
I bet there was shit in that chocolate cake.
Is...is his name Buck?
That's a warning sign right there.
...how does that even WORK?
6535126 I'm more inclined to think it's marecum.
Oh mistress, why?
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wut?
Are we just gonna ignore that?
6535363 I think we are going to ignore it. But Sassy Coco seems to ship it. Of course she is being a sarcastic dick waffle atm.