Coco Pommel has two problems. A horrible boss and a dark, vulgar side of her just crying out to take over the mare’s life and try to solve all her problems with cussing and violence.
Just use the mallet to beat that beet loving maniac to death! He’s such a pain in the tits that no court in Equestria would convict you!
Well he's gotta get milk for his coffee from SOMEWHERE...
So?! Just tell the walking color wheel failure in front of us that one of these alleyways leads to ‘The Cave Experience!’ He’ll run right in then we can club him to death with his own craptacular bag! Until the fucking piece of garbage full of garbage breaks that is. Then we keep his money and throw ALL the useless garbage in a dumpster! No pony has to know!
The wrinkles on Coco’s forehead deepened. Then we’d need to find a new job!
Wow, Coco's pretty far gone if that's her actual reaction to casual homicide.
What can be fucking worse than working for this bucket of dirty assholes!?
*spittake*
… Beet Coffee maker?
*DIES*
By Princess Cadances magically singing baby hole!
That's a new one...
Besides, you could at least get up the nerve to think ‘vag and dick’ instead of some weak-ass shit like ‘privates’! What are you, fucking five!?
No, five-year-olds are a lot more foul-mouthed than Coco. *shudder*
Hipsterdouche simply gave Coco a smile. “Don’t worry Coco. I know you must be moist with anticipation for the Trashcapades but we’re just a block away!”
Ew!
Ew is right. That's grounds for a sexual harrassment suit.
And don’t apologize to that pigeon fucker!
Pigeons are way too smart and classy to let something like that fuck them.
“Please Coco, call me ‘Mr. Douche.’”
WAY too easy.
“These are our dumpsters! Get your own!”
“Fret not, my young performer!” Hipsterdouche said. “We have come to bear witness to your majestic Trashcapades!”
The stallion and mare both exchanged a quick, confused glance.
Don't tell me he's too fucking stupid to know homeless ponies when he sees them...
The mare raised her forehooves to her mouth and whispered in a forced tone to the stallion. “Ask them if they’re cops!”
“Hey, yeah!” The stallion said with a smile. He turned and gave Hipsterdouche and Coco a stern look. “Are you two cops? You have to tell us or its entrapment!”
That’s just an urban myth, you fucking stooge!
That's also only for solicitation and possession with intent to sell. These are some really jumpy, ill-informed hobos.
“Yeah!” the mare chimed in. “Give us the bits!” She bounded her hoofs against the edge of her dumpster. “The bits! The bits! The bits!”
The stallion smiled and began hitting his own hoofs against his dumpster as he joined in. “The bits! The bits! The bits!”
I smell two hobos that just smelled a sucker.
“And the stench!” Hipsterdouche inhaled deeply with his nose and smiled. “The stench is the very cosmos!”
If this fucking smell is going through the entire universe, it sure explains a metric-ass-ton of shit that goes on here.
*DIES*
“… Can I step outside the cosmos, Mr. Douche?”
OH MY GOD! Normal!Coco gets a zing in! Awesome!
Coco looked up just in time to have a filthy watermelon rind smack her in the face on the wet side. She felt her teeth began to grind almost instinctively as the soiled and smelly food item slid off the front of her face.
Well he's gotta get milk for his coffee from SOMEWHERE...
Wow, Coco's pretty far gone if that's her actual reaction to casual homicide.
*spittake*
*DIES*
That's a new one...
No, five-year-olds are a lot more foul-mouthed than Coco. *shudder*
Ew is right. That's grounds for a sexual harrassment suit.
Pigeons are way too smart and classy to let something like that fuck them.
WAY too easy.
Don't tell me he's too fucking stupid to know homeless ponies when he sees them...
That's also only for solicitation and possession with intent to sell. These are some really jumpy, ill-informed hobos.
I smell two hobos that just smelled a sucker.
*DIES*
OH MY GOD! Normal!Coco gets a zing in! Awesome!
Look out, here comes Saddle Rager! She's gonna kill them all! With her QUEEF MACHINE!
You know what? Screw it. Just kill him and be done with it.
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Hah!
Kill him. PLEASE kill him.
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I love YFM. Beat you keep ds was the best.