Chapter ?: KFG?
UNSC Infinity
July 27th 2559?
Two ODST'S sat at one of the many tables that were available in the Infinity's Lounge. Or should I say KFG! Infinity's newest upgrade to the ship, a beautiful fast food restaurant that serve many things, including Gryphon meat? The delightful progress the meat is put through is only a few steps. One: The UNSC goes to the newly discovered planet named Equis, which contains many mythological creatures and breathtaking landscapes, yo fuck that you want to know about the meat. A squad of Marines is then dispatched in the Gryphons homeland at a thug camp and then the job is simple, kill all on sight and bring them to the cargo vessel. Two: The Gryphon corpse are then brought to a butcher were he then does his thing when 'butchers' the corpse. Three: The meat is then transported to the Infinity where the chiefs on board then deep fry the Gryphon meat. Four: They then serve the mouth watering cooked Gryphon meat to the hungry customers, and that's where we are now, our two ODST friends snack on some Gryphon meat.
"Shit man, this stuff is fucking delicious." Sgt Frank Woos pointed out an obvious statement to his comrade Commander Jeff Buckley.
"LIKE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW THAT SERGEANT!!! THIS SHIT'S LIKE FROM GOD HIMSELF." Jeff P.S Killman yelled at the top of his lungs at Woos, while standing up from his seat and slamming his hands on the table. In a friendly matter.
"I KNOW!!! IT'S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS!!! I'M GETTING ANOTHER BUCKET OF THIS SHIT!!" Sgt Woos yelled back, then stood up from his seat at the table, making his way to the counter.
"RIGHT BEHIND YOU BUDDY!!" Killman yelled, right behind Woos.
I made this to show that I'm dead and the story will be continued, so I thought, "Why not make this chapter based off of a comment Mkchief34 made?" Also this goes to show that my writing has improved alot since chapter 6, I hope I didn't give your hopes up about Chapter 7 coming out today, also I hope you enjoyed this short chapter I made, see ya later.
Probably going to delete this.
P.S Mkchief34 is the founder of KFG
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This chapter earned you my respect and is just so funny!
I am literally going geek mode right now!
6237933 Thanks!
Not to brag, but I came up with the whole "KFG" thing. I am so totally shocked right now that this happened, but in a good way.
6238377 Yeah I know, I even said in the author note that you brought it up. Also, Jeff Buckley/Killman, this is the first you've ever heard of this Psychopath I made up while playing the Halo 3: ODST campaign on legendary. He will make more appearances in the future.
P.S I just added that your the founder of KFG
6238377 It's a fucking brilliant Idea! that's for sure.
How... Why... Wha?
-vomits-
How do you live with yourself you... Monster?!
-dry heaving-
6239106 Wait wtf, Gryphons are not allowed to see this? But you most know that KFG'S Gryphons are carefully selected, as the UNSC does not kill the innocent, but the stupid Gryphon thugs, Gryphons like yourself are not harmed, perhaps you haven't read the details including the meat.
6239159 it says
and quite honestly, I am offended,
BUT, you better not turn the human into villain bro.
6238573 Thanks!
6238417 I'm a multi-billionaire griffon-frying entrepreneur!
6240272 and your killing my friends and family,
6240848 Not intentionally. KFG has an exclusive contract with the griffons allowing for the roasting, seasoning, and other miscellaneous cooking of criminals in the griffon empire and NO ONE ELSE. All rights reserved. KFG corp 2015 Copyright. Under the Trademark of KFG HQ.
6240848 Vary good point. But the whole idea is as I said before is fucking brilliant. But I love griffins too. If I was going to Equestria and had to be a species from that world, I would instantly be a griffin because they are awesome badasses creatures and can be cute fur balls of love.
6241024
6241040 Thanks. The contract is non-exclusive for all forms of criminal activity, BTW
6241034 you better believe it
when's the next's chapter coming
6673899 Ugh, I very much apologize for the VERY long wait, and my absence from Fimfiction for 6 weeks. I would say I honesty don't know, but the reason why I haven't been working on this story has been taken care of. So hopefully I can get back to work on this. Finally.
6713361 the didact will have many griffins on his wall
6714232 Indeed.
6715576 will the changelings appear and get spotted by the super powerful forerunner vison technology the didact has and have his army slaughter them for reminding him of the flood?
6715596 Just going to have to wait and see if that happens, don't want any spoilers.
any idea when you can post the next chapter?
6796113 Right now I'm uncertain. I apologize
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6882355 Nice picture, but let me get to the point. I have been working on the chapter recently but some things have been getting in the way, sadly. I've been VERY busy this month with many things, but don't worry, I will not and I mean ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT cancel this story. I'm a stubborn guy and I'm determined to finish this, the only why I'm canceling this story is if I'm dead. So yeah you can granted that the chance of me cancelling of this story is 0%, the story plot is just to good. But I was thinking about doing something with this story since it's my one year anniversary on Fimfiction.
6882529 give the yam'me the care they deserve?, why no one use drones?, they can't feel fear SUCK IT FLUTTERSHY! (fluttershy)ยป
EDIT: I may have gone crazy with what I said, DON'T QUESTION ME!
6882581 Uhh what?
All crap shit got screwed.