• Published 29th Dec 2014
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Lost In Translation - Shaud



There are some things in the pony world that don't translate well in the human world. Poor Sunset Shimmer has to explain this to Twilight Sparkle...

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Discovery

Author's Note:

This happens a good deal after the last chapter, probably about a month later. The time-line for this is practically non-existent, so sorry if it causes any confusion.

Also, this reveals some of my EG headcanons :) Yay!

Also also--This chapter is so random that I apologize. This idea just came to me, and I had to get it down!

"Humans have so many labels for their sexualities." Twilight smiled as she looked at a list of said sexualities on Pinkie Pie's laptop.

"They go a bit overboard," Sunset agreed, "But in a way, it's better than back in Equestria."

"What do you guys use? Just filly fooler?" Rainbow Dash asked over her shoulder. Her and Pinkie were playing a game on the Z-Box. Just the mention of fillyfooler had them all giggling again.

"Filly fooler and colt cuddlers. 'Queers' as it would be said here." Sunset winced as Twilight said this, though either the others didn't notice or didn't want to comment on it. The term struck a cord with her, and she felt shame and heat rise to her face.

"Here, though..." Twilight went on, "Bisexual, pansexual, cupiosexual..." She made a gesture in the air to show that the list went on and on, and the others nodded, though some looked confused at the terms.

"What's that one?" Though cupiosexual sounded interesting, Sunset pointed to a link that was purple, showing that Pinkie had been to it before.

"Asexual. Let's see..." Twilight furrowed her eyebrows in concentration as she read the information on the page. "One who doesn't experience sexual attraction." She glanced over at Pinkie, who had lost the round of the game but was smiling nonetheless. "You know about this, Pinkie?"

"Yup!" Pinkie grinned with a glance at Fluttershy before she quickly looked away. "It's when someone doesn't feel sexual attraction for anyone, like the page says."

"Is it a disease?" Rainbow asked, a bit weary. Sunset saw embarrassment flash across Fluttershy's face and felt sympathy for the other girl.

"No, silly!" Pinkie giggled, but slapped Rainbow with a bit of force, "It's like... Well, a lot of people use a cake story. Like some people like chocolate cake, some like vanilla, and some like both. Then some people like all cake, like chocolate and vanilla and german chocolate and strawberry--that's me, for real and for the story--and some people don't like any cake!"

"So you're--" Twilight thought for a second "--pansexual?"

"Yup!"

"And I'm asexual." Fluttershy said softly.

"Huh." Applejack looked around at her friends, "Guess ah never noticed how many labels humans have."

"But Sunset's right. This sounds better than just having 'queer' or 'straight'. Right Sunset?"

Sunset, however, was busy reading the asexual page on the website. Her face would go from curious to confused to amazed before repeating again, almost like she was caught in a loop. The girls saw her look of concentration and giggled.

"Looks like Sunset found her label." Rarity quipped, making the others nod in agreement.

"Now we have two aces!" Pinkie cheered, causing Sunset to look up.

"What?" She asked, confused. Twilight laughed beside her, and the others did, too. They didn't answer her question, though.

"So, what's cupiosexual, anyways?"

As the other girls began chatting about the strange term, Twilight turned to Sunset and smiled. "I love you."

"Love you, too." Sunset blushed, looking at the group of girls in front of them as Twilight leaned on her shoulder. Rainbow had made a comment about Pinkie being too into cakes, and Pinkie had giggled out an explanation.

"Actually, Pinkie being pansexual ain't all that surprisin'. Think about it; it's Pinkie!" Thankfully Pinkie took that as the complement Applejack meant it to be.

The others agreed. Loving 'just because,' as Pinkie put it, seemed so, well, Pinkie!

Humans are strange.