Rainbow Dash's kid is hunting monsters. But when you stare into the adorable abyss, you might find it staring into you… A Trixieverse novel of the next generation!
Vampires is powerful critters that don’t ever die, an’ prey on the living. A powerful an’ smart vampire could rule all of Ponyville and make us all its slaves. We’re dependin’ on the vampires bein’ dernfools and gettin’ caught the way they always did of old, like the old ponies remember in stories from their grandparents, but it don’t have to go that way. We could have new powerful vampires that don’t make no mistakes. We could have new powerful vampires with powerful friends.
With apologies to S&M Stirling:
...So the Vamponies are not different from other ponies because we violate the Golden Rule, or Bentham's derivative idolatry of 'the greatest good for the greatest number.' Everyone does. We do not violate them, we reject them.
Others have conquered and ruled; we alone conquer for conquest's sake, and dominate for no other purpose than Domination itself. We, and we alone, have spoken aloud the great secret: that the root function of all society is the production and reproduction of power - and that power is the ability to compel others to do your will, against theirs. It is end, not means. The purpose of power is power.
The Vamponies will conquer the world for two reasons; because we must and because we can. And yet of the two forces the second is the greater; we do this because we choose to do it. By the sovereign Will and force of arms the Vamponies will rule Eqqus, and in so doing remake themselves. We shall conquer and beat the Races of Eqqus into the dust and reforge them in our self wrought Image; the Final Society, a new world without weakness or mercy, hard and pure. Our descendants will walk the hillside of that future, innocent beneath the stars, with no more between them and their naked will than a wolf has. THEN there will be Gods in Eqqus.
Twilight squealed in disgust, trotting in place. “EEEEggghh! This is not only the grossest thing ever, all of this is officially the grossest thing that could ever possibly be!”
“Trixie doesn’t know about that,” said Trixie smugly. “Do you have a blender?”
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Vampire bunnies in town!!!!!!!!! That's. That's my idea!!!!!!!
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Also, dem bunny burners:flutterrage:
'Bloom, you corral those bastards. We don't need no witch hunts. Though knowing Jinx, that's what we're gonna get :P
5772481 Ponyville needs a police force.
With apologies to S&M Stirling:
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As long as nopony lights a match!
Also, that sounds like a lousy way to run an army. Who's the leader? "Me!" "No, me!" "Yargh! Stoppit! Anyway it's me!" "Is not!"
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>be Spike the randomly-fire-sneezing Dragon
>live in a library made from a hollowed-out tree
>mfw Equestria doesn't have fireproofing spells
Commence read.
Hm. Those bunnies. They really want to fulfill their purpose, even to go as far as to find ingredients and condiments.
Now for Celestia to try and chip in some knowledge and for Twilight to get some more experiments done.
Twilight squealed in disgust, trotting in place. “EEEEggghh! This is not only the grossest thing ever, all of this is officially the grossest thing that could ever possibly be!”
“Trixie doesn’t know about that,” said Trixie smugly. “Do you have a blender?”
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