Rainbow Dash's kid is hunting monsters. But when you stare into the adorable abyss, you might find it staring into you… A Trixieverse novel of the next generation!
So, humans are sex gods to ponies? Hang on, minotaurs should do almost as good. Iron Will was in the wrong business. Why haven't they become popular?
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Vampires can only be perma-killed (or close enough that they can't regenerate over any reasonable time period) by burning to ash and letting it scatter, or being pulverized and scattered. So a fire-proof, heavily armored vampire would be essentially invulnerable. Hey Spike, c'mere. Lick this bunny.
Minotaurs have tiny little hands on their huge arms, hence tiny fingers (Diamond Dogs have bigger, less dexterous paws, erring in the other direction). But I figured readers would spot exceptions
That is NOT a Human In Equestria. It's just Chaos inside the form of a neckbearded brony, who has indeed never had it so good.
For Vampy Hooves: can I has fanfics? Please feel free to tell ME alt-Trixieverse stories, I'll link 'em in a blogpost as for my Derpy and Rarity, they are already enthralled with each other. Perhaps they can brave terrible danger, but I can't see either of 'em turning vampire. Nor could one feed on the other as a thrall: Rarity could never do that to Derpy, and if it was Vampy Hooves with Rarity as a thrall, Rarity would pretty much demand to be erotically and vampirically devoured, but Derpy wouldn't do it.
It's interesting how Bookplayer can't abide a Rarijack ship because of power imbalance: Applejack is so eager to please and emotionally open, and Rarity is so manipulative that Book feels it is unhealthy and toxic for them to ship. When I wrote Rarijack, Applejack wasn't really emotionally available so it was deceptive/manipulative on both sides, and doomed to colorful failure.
I think the difference with my Rariderp ship is this: my Rarity is secretly deeply broken, so her manipulative power is something of a facade. She can't really break through that barrier with Applejack, who's actually quite powerful herself, but Derpy's not a threat in any way and that allows Rarity to be vulnerable and emotionally available: and in that condition, she's not drawn to manipulate, plus sophisticated attempts to con somepony are lost on Derpy. To trick or con Derpy Hooves would be unbearably tacky in a way that's not as true for Applejack…
Vampire Rarity with Applejack as her thrall is kind of the externalized expression of what Book sees as the problem with that ship.
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So that's how that will possibly occur
Vampy Hooves FTW!!! Also, with Rarity as a Thrall!
So, humans are sex gods to ponies? Hang on, minotaurs should do almost as good. Iron Will was in the wrong business. Why haven't they become popular?
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Vampires can only be perma-killed (or close enough that they can't regenerate over any reasonable time period) by burning to ash and letting it scatter, or being pulverized and scattered. So a fire-proof, heavily armored vampire would be essentially invulnerable. Hey Spike, c'mere. Lick this bunny.
Minotaurs have tiny little hands on their huge arms, hence tiny fingers (Diamond Dogs have bigger, less dexterous paws, erring in the other direction). But I figured readers would spot exceptions
That is NOT a Human In Equestria. It's just Chaos inside the form of a neckbearded brony, who has indeed never had it so good.
For Vampy Hooves: can I has fanfics? Please feel free to tell ME alt-Trixieverse stories, I'll link 'em in a blogpost as for my Derpy and Rarity, they are already enthralled with each other. Perhaps they can brave terrible danger, but I can't see either of 'em turning vampire. Nor could one feed on the other as a thrall: Rarity could never do that to Derpy, and if it was Vampy Hooves with Rarity as a thrall, Rarity would pretty much demand to be erotically and vampirically devoured, but Derpy wouldn't do it.
It's interesting how Bookplayer can't abide a Rarijack ship because of power imbalance: Applejack is so eager to please and emotionally open, and Rarity is so manipulative that Book feels it is unhealthy and toxic for them to ship. When I wrote Rarijack, Applejack wasn't really emotionally available so it was deceptive/manipulative on both sides, and doomed to colorful failure.
I think the difference with my Rariderp ship is this: my Rarity is secretly deeply broken, so her manipulative power is something of a facade. She can't really break through that barrier with Applejack, who's actually quite powerful herself, but Derpy's not a threat in any way and that allows Rarity to be vulnerable and emotionally available: and in that condition, she's not drawn to manipulate, plus sophisticated attempts to con somepony are lost on Derpy. To trick or con Derpy Hooves would be unbearably tacky in a way that's not as true for Applejack…
Vampire Rarity with Applejack as her thrall is kind of the externalized expression of what Book sees as the problem with that ship.
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One Vampy Hooves fic with a side of butt whooping coming right up!
!!!!CAUTION!!!! Will contain between 34-42 spoilers
Commence read.
Celestia still working out her relationship.
Lyra being a brat.
Luna having all the fun.
Chaos making some strange things happen.
Plus that end.
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Definitely sounds like a fun time.
> We will not speak of this. And these creatures must never, ever, ever come to Equestria. Agreed?
Never thought you'd go there.
Aw, who am I kidding?