• Published 2nd Oct 2014
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Clever Scraps - cleverpun

Story snippets, outlines, short one-shots, and the like.

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"I spied a pretty mare…"

I spied a pretty mare;

She had a beautiful pair.

She asked me out,

Even though I'm a lout,

But I found she had asked on a dare.