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Oh, God... Shit Ninja!
6263123 Shit Ninja eliminates without being seen!
Well, at least they'll laugh at something that doesn't involve flour...
"Hello? Princess Twilight? Hi, this is the Cakes. We're calling about a severely clogged drainpipe in our toilet."
"..."
"What's that? Why are we calling you, the Princess of Friendship whose jurisdiction is well outside bathroom matters, instead of a plumber? Well, you see, we have this HUGE clog of pink hair--no, we can't use a rooter. We tried, but the screaming made us stop. No, using solvents would be even worse. Look, just--yes, we know you're very busy with a friendship crisis right now, and we know you're desperately trying to find Pinkie Pie because the map keeps beeping her. All I'm saying is our problems are directly related..."
*BAMF!*
"...oh, the problem's solved on this end. Thank you, Princess, we-- oh. Um. Yes, well, she was in a toilet. Yes, you can send her right back for a shower. We'll take care of it. Sorry about your carpets, Princess."
6263351 teleportation would ruin so many carpets....
Well, that happened.
6263157 He is silent but deadly.
The pinkie bit at the end sold the chapter.
6264215 The best part about the Pinkie bit is I can actually see that being in the show.
I don't even... What?
6264628 Kids act silly in the bathroom. It's cute and funny.
6263157 "Shit Ninja defecates without being seen!"
Well... that was a thing apparently...
6303020
reminds me of the "ninja waiters" in the online comic "freefall" who served food without being seen.