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"Have you tried?"
"Meteor strikes won't help, Luna."
"I ask again, have you tried?"
Ponyville's own Princess of Friendship Twilight Sparkle, also assigned Ambassador of Friendship by a non-sentient rainbow chest crystal tree, was contacted by the local press to comment on this situation. This reporter found her in her throne room, knee-deep in a pile of Hayburgers, covered in ketchup up to her flank, with smudges of mustard on her horn, and munching on a magically levitated box of fries.
"Of course, as Equestria's Ambassador of Friendship I cannot in good conscience support this franchise any longer, no matter much or for how many years I've enjoyed its menu," she said, as translated from the sounds she made around her fries. "This Filly Meal with Rainbow Power Action Figure Tie-In is the last time I can allow myself to patronize the establishment, and although I will miss the food, it goes against the principles of Friendship to discriminate against ponies or the friends of ponies."
When asked about the possibility of closing the local Hayburger, the owners stated that they foresee a major dip in profits after the Princess' statement, but also added that her last purchased meal has provided them enough funds to buy out the franchise itself from its parent company.
"It's preposterous to think we would hold a grudge against the Princess," said Fryer Fat, Ponyville's Hayburger manager. "Everyone in staff is deeply committed to the values she has worked so hard to espouse and spread across Equestria, and will work hard to shake off the reputation earned by those other branches. We regret that she did not consult with us before making her statement, but, to show our good will, we have sent her, and her personal friend Rainbow Dash, a wagonload of our special Triple-Decker Cheese Haystacks Jrs."
Yep, that happens....
5831138 5831045 Comments like these are what REALLY make stories worthwhile!
of course this story suggests individual franchises, meaning Ponyville's wouldn't be connected to them
Well...hmm. I don't know how to feel on this issue. Both sides are retarded in their own special way.