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I like butter on my corn.
Well, better Nate than lever. (longest joke in the world.com)
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Exactly my thoughts. I think I'll go eat a butterfly-winged Rarity now.
Antici....
Buttered POPcorn.
Oh wow. That was... That brick was earned, Pinkie!
The brick came down after four years.
From the equation of motion under constant acceleratiom, S = x + v*t + a*t^2/2, with S = 0, x = 0, t = 4 years, and a = -9.81 m/s^2, we can calculate the velocity v that turns out to be 6 million meters per second, or about 2% the speed of light. This is above the escape velocity of Earth, so in theory we should instead look at Kepler's laws of planetary motion, which tell us that such a brick would be on an excentric, elliptical orbit around the sun, with the lowest point being the distance from sun to Earth, and furthest point 4 times as much, calculated solely from the period of 4 years.
However, everyone knows that the sun orbits Equus, not the other way around, and furthermore, Equus is flat and not spherical, and probably infinite, since nopony has seen the edge of the world. Therefore, it's gravity stays constant regardless of height, and there is no escape velocity as such. Which brings us back to the brick falling at 2% the speed of light.
A 2% c brick would be a relativistic projectile whose impact would release about half the energy of a Hiroshima nuke.
In other words, Pinkie can wipe out a small city with a single joke and some patience.
6558010 ...pation!